i would say my guilty pleasure show is ghost adventures but I 100% love 39 yr old zak bagans running his 2006 myspace ass around screaming about poltergeists scratching the living shit outta him w/ his super gelled hair not a centimeter outta place while aaron’s just in the distance crying

I’ve been thinking about it and so when people hunt ghosts in the dark and they can’t see shit like that probably means ghosts can’t see shit in the dark either unless they get like special night vision when they die…but like what if all those bumps people hear when ghost hunting is just ghosts running into shit cuz they can’t see