Get Real

  • Chef on Cutthroat Kitchen:I am more experienced than everyone here!! I have been cooking since I was 15 years old!! I arrive to work everyday, ready to kill it!! I am so awesome!!
  • Alton Brown:I want pancakes!!
  • Chef:What?! Pancakes?! I don't know how to make pancakes!! I am at a MUCH HIGHER LEVEL!! Pshh!! Pancakes?! Those are for peasants!!
Hey guys. Mark is a wonderful person and all. But guess what. Here's a secret.

He’s still a person with beliefs, morals, and standards, not an idol or god.

Just saying.