Gepetto

Wait

Did Regina just call Gepetto on his shit about sending Pinocchio through the wardrobe

Is Regina blaming him for deceiving Snowing into sending baby Emma alone to our world

Is she mad about that

Mad about Emma growing up without her family

Not only remorseful, but mad at all those who had a hand in it besides herself

Is she going to go all V for Vendetta on the Blue Bitch

Just HOW CLOSE HAS MY OTP BECOME DURING THE WINTER BREAK

The Blue Fairy: One Shady Lady (An Essay in 6 Parts)

Prompt: (Anon) what do you think of the blue fairy? Puppetmaster par excellence, white hat, or something in between?

The Blue Fairy is SO SHADY. Where do we begin? The inter-species cock-blocking? The suspicious and horrifying fairy lifecycle? The dwarf slavery ring? The collusion with Regina? August?

Would you buy a used car from this woman?

Ready? Let’s bibbity-bobbity-blow this thing down.

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