Geoffrey Scott

3

Harry Potter Universe: One subject/job One new (fan)casting for a New Magic Era ½ || Kristin Scott Thomas, Kyle MacLachlan, Michelle Fairley, Ian McShane, Charles Dance, Caitriona Balfe, Ben Kingsley, Geoffrey Rush, Robin Wright, Diane Keaton, Annabelle Wallis, Christoph Waltz.

“My darling. I’m waiting for you. How long is the day in the dark? Or a week? The fire is gone, and I’m horribly cold. I really should drag myself outside but then there’d be the sun. I’m afraid I waste the light on the paintings, not writing these words. We die. We die rich with lovers and tribes, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we’ve entered and swum up like rivers. Fears we’ve hidden in - like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. We are the real countries. Not boundaries drawn on maps with the names of powerful men. I know you’ll come carry me out to the Palace of Winds. That’s what I’ve wanted: to walk in such a place with you. With friends, on an earth without maps. The lamp has gone out and I’m writing in the darkness.”

The Iconic Final Scene Of “The English Patient”,1996,Directed By Anthony Minghella
FN Nicknames

Geoffrey Zakarian 

  • Hipster Grandpa
  • grouchy zakarian

Bobby Flay

  • the ginger demon 
  • Bobert Flavorless 
  • Floppy Bay
  • Robert Flavor
  • Booby Flay

Alex Guarnaschelli

  • Alex Tortellini 
  • alex ghiradelli 
  • Alex guara-slayi

Aaron Sanchez 

  • Spicy boi
  • too hot for you

Ted Allen 

  • Lil baby teddy bear
  • rainbow child

Amanda Freitag

  • Amanda “be my girl” friendtag 
  • the light of my life

Guy Fieri

  • fire chia 
  • the girl on fire

Scott Conant

  • onion boy
  • Scoff Conant

Robert Irvine

  • leg day
Chopped Drinking Game

Learn how to cook, get schwasted.

 

Chris Santos: “I didn’t get any [whatever thing everyone else got].”
Alex Guarnaschelli: “I love how bracingly acidic this is. That said, I hate it.”
Aaron Sanchez: “I need to correct you bro; [Mole, salsa, other thing said with over-exaggerated awesome Spanish accent] is not [chocolate sauce, tomato sauce, other thing it isn’t].”
Amanda Freitag: “It’s lovely, but I just wish it were sweeter. It’s very subtle.”
Marc Murphy: “This is not an appropriate size for a/n [appetizer, main, dessert].”
Geoffrey Zakarian: “Too spicy.”
Scott Conant: “Too raw onion-y.”
Marcus Samuelsson: “[Something, most likely meat] was not cooked properly.”
Maneet Chauhan: “It’s just so [amazing, wonderful, positive sentiment] how different all these chefs are!”

Hammered. Every time.