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if you don’t think tony stark’s security systems aren’t programmed to announce that “winter is coming” every time bucky enters the building you’re dead wrong

Oscar Wilde:

- a well-known gay

- popularised the aesthetic movement

- wrote a whole book about how it was dumb to get a life-size portrait of yourself … then got a life-size portrait of himself

- went bankrupt bc he put too much effort into a magazine about himself that noone bought

- spent all his money on decorating his college room

- socialist anarchist concerned with wealth gap

- cried once bc he would never be as beautiful as his plates

….

uM WHEN WILL YOUR FAVE EVER??

punishment goes both ways
  • Matt: We'll be right back, so get your snacks, get your bathroom on; we'll be here-
  • Liam: Get your PURVAN.
  • Laura: GET YOUR PURVAN!
  • Matt, exasperated: *shakes his head*
  • Mary, Marisha, Taliesen and Will in unison: GET YOUR PURVAN!!
  • Mary and Laura, singing and dancing: Getchur Purvan, getchur Purvan, getchur Purvan-
  • Will, laughing: Yeah, get your Purvan!
  • Travis, holding back a laugh: You set it up perfectly.
  • Matt, with conviction: You're all gonna die.