Galaxy-S3-case

...no.
  • Me: *freaks out because WB released HP Galaxy S3 cases and immediately buys the one of SEVERUS' PATRONUS BECAUSE HOLY SHIT IT'S AVAILABLE*
  • Mom: I know his Patronus! It's uh--uh--a deer! With antlers! A stag!
  • Me: ...
  • Mom: It's been a while!
  • Me: It's only the most important moment in Severus' history.
  • Mom: Well fine, what is it?
  • Me: A doe.
  • Mom: Yeah! That's practically the same. A doe is a deer.
  • Me: ...no.
  • Mom: *sings* Doe, a deer, a female deer.
  • Me: NO. Harry's is a stag, Severus' is a doe. They could not be more different. It's just--I can't even. Just. No.
  • Mom: It's just a gender difference.
  • Me: It is not just a gender difference.
  • Mom: That's the only difference between a doe and a stag.
  • Me: NO IT IS NOT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND *bursts into tears*