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Hey guys! It is I, your friendly neighborhood Rhosmera. :) I’m offering emergency headshot commissions at a price of $20 each so I can get back on track! I’m having a little bit of a financial issue and I could really use the extra cash to get my account back into the green. I’d really appreciate it if you guys could either reblog this post or share it with your friends!

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I know that most of my examples are from World of Warcraft, but I can draw anything from any fandom for you and will take suggestions on a particular style! You can contact me here on tumblr or at rhosmera@gmail.com. I estimate that a commission should be done within a few days of me taking it, but I will contact you right away if something comes up.

Thank you so much for listening to me babble!

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Gif source:  Joker

Imagine meeting the Joker.

——— Request for anon ———

You’d heard the stories. Hell, he was infamous around Gotham, and here you were, meeting the Joker.

You didn’t know whether to be excited or terrified as you sat on the plush sofa you’d been escorted to by one of his men. Not that you showed either emotion on your outer appearance. After all, this was business.

It was his laugh that announced him, ghosting in from beyond the elaborate door and the guard standing in front of it, “Ha… Ha… Ha…” At the sound, the guard takes a single step to the side and the door opens, in striding the green-haired man you’d only ever seen in his mugshots. “My, apologies,” Joker says with dramatic flair, flashing you an insane grin that shows the glint of his teeth, “for keeping you waiting.”

You smirk as his shoes tap the floor with each of his steps towards you, an entourage of his men coming in behind him, “It was worth the wait.”

Here we go! 15 million people brought together by this certain green-haired Irishman! :D

Of course, a celebration is needed! Though I’m not sure what these other green-haired characters have planned for this ‘surprise party’… The tiny tweezers are a rather… concerning detail…

At least they managed to get the ‘surprise’ part in there :)

Congrats, @therealjacksepticeye! May your cool video’s and this awesome community be on the internet for many more milestones in the future!

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.

Gardener AU!! 

(I’m a bad writer, but if you’re interested in some rambling, read more)

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