Guess what, I’m really in need of money! I have a doctors appointment coming up soon and I owe my girlfriend about 40$ as it is. Buyer chooses gender presentation and lusus for the troll! Tumblr compressed this picture a little bit sorry about the quality looking fuzzy? :( 

First batch here!

D. Mint Green albino troll with the fashionable body suit, poncho, and boots! They seem like a cool kid to me. 15$

E. Candy red blood! They disguise as an edgy anon. 10$

F. Horny blueblood! I had them in mind as an artist, but I left it out just in case someone might not have felt that vibe. They have a forked tongue and it is pierced. 15$

send me a message to hold or claim a troll! If you’d like SPRITES we’ll have to work out a seperate price, but likely i’ll be able to do 6 expressions for 20$

Impeach Him Now

Rep. Al Green (D-Texas) is already drafting articles of impeachment related to Trump’s firing of FBI Director James Comey, believing there’s enough evidence of Trump’s obstruction of justice to begin an impeachment inquiry (not to mention Trump’s blatant violation of the Constitutions emoluments clause by profiting off his presidency, and much else).

But Democratic leaders are pushing back, warning there aren’t enough facts to justify an impeachment inquiry at this point, and, in any event, such an inquiry would politicize ongoing congressional investigations. 


Historically, the three previous impeachment inquiries in the House (involving presidents Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon, and Bill Clinton) rested on less evidence of obstruction of justice than is already publicly known about Trump.

Comey’s testimony to Congress is itself more than enough – confirming that Trump demanded Comey’s loyalty, asked Comey to stop investigating Michael Flynn, repeatedly told Comey the FBI investigation was a “cloud” on his presidency, and asked Comey to declare publicly that Trump wasn’t an object of the investigation

In addition, we have Trump’s interview with Lester Holt on NBC and Trump’s subsequent meeting with Russian officials in the Oval Office. In both instances, Trump connected his firing of Comey with the Russian investigation.

Also bear in mind the obstructions of justice that caused the House to impeach previous presidents concerned issues far less serious than Trump’s possible collusion with a foreign power to win election.

Democratic leaders say they don’t want to talk about impeachment now because they’re worried about politicizing the current congressional investigations, which aren’t impeachment inquiries. Hello? Republicans have already politicized them. 

The real reason Democratic leaders don’t want to seek an impeachment now is they know there’s zero chance that Republicans, who now control both houses of Congress, would support such a move. So why engage in a purely symbolic gesture? 

Democratic leaders figure that between now and the midterm elections there will be even more revelations from non-partisan sources – future testimony by Trump operatives like Michael Flynn and Roger Stone, early reports from Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation, and leaks to the press – that will build the case, and fuel more public outrage. 

That outrage will give Democrats a strong chance of taking back the House and maybe even the Senate. Then they’ll really impeach Trump.

I can’t argue with the political logic of Democratic leaders. And if their strategy will lead to Trump’s ouster sooner than any other way, I’m all for it.

But here’s the problem. It’s not clear America can wait for the midterm elections, followed by what’s likely to be a long and drawn-out impeachment investigation, followed by a trial in the Senate. (Note that none of the presidents listed above was ever convicted by the Senate and thrown out of office.) 

With each passing day, Donald Trump becomes a greater danger to America and the world. We don’t have time. 

The advantage of introducing a bill of impeachment now – even attempting to do so – is that such an action might itself galvanize the vast majority of Americans who want Trump out of office. It could mobilize and energize people around the most important immediate issue facing the country. 

Never underestimate the power of a public aroused to action. It is worth recalling that Nixon resigned of his own accord before the House had even voted out an impeachment resolution. The American public demanded it. 

For all my fellow queer witches and crystal-lovers. Starting at the bottom left of each letter: P - garnet, beach agate, red tiger’s eye, red jasper, carnelian, carnelian, carnelian, sunstone, tangerine quartz; R - carnelian, citrine, topaz, orange calcite, citrine, tiger’s eye, rutilated smoky quartz, amber, aventurine, jade, unakite; I - malachite, blue apatite, bloodstone, moss agate, emerald, green calcite; D - angelite, lapis lazuli, dumortierite, kyanite, chalcedony, blue lace agate, sodalite, agate, ocean jasper; E - amethyst, chalcopyrite, ametrine, amethyst, lithium quartz, rose quartz, rhodochrosite, iolite, amethyst, lepidolite, pink opal, lithium quartz. Happy Pride, y’all.

Reactions to Harry + Draco dating...

My headcanons for how everyone reacted when Harry + Draco announced they were dating:

Ginny Weasley Knew before they did and encouraged Harry to ask Draco out. Rather than face her older brothers’ and parents’ well-intended attempts to “cheer you up a bit”, Ginny then spent three months back-packing through South America. Luna flew out to join her on a trek to Machu Picchu. By the time they got back Ginny was so giddily in love that her mum could, finally, relax and get to know Draco.

Luna Lovegood Nodded happily and pointed out that “Draco has been in love with you since 5th year”. Harry and Draco gaped at her and then each other. Draco in horror, Harry in delight. They then disappeared for 40 minutes, reappearing with slightly red eyes and massive grins. From then on Harry stopped telling people “I’m dating Draco” and started saying “I’m in love with Draco”.

Ron Weasley Got Harry drunk one night and labouriously explained that a person does not sacrifice themselves for their best mate during a giant enchanted chess game, survive a dunking in the Great Lake, face down giant spiders and spend an eternity camping with them while on the run from “a noseless snake-botherer”, only to then ditch said best mate just because he has the bad taste to develop a ferret fetish.

Hermione Granger Honestly had no idea. When pressed she admitted that Harry’s fixation with Draco at Hogwarts had been a bit obvious but, what with running for Minister of Magic, launching the SPEW foundation, chairing the Muggle-born outreach program, consulting on the rebuilding of Hogwarts, moving in with Ron and learning to crochet, she really hadn’t given Harry’s love life much thought.

Pansy Parkinson Was happy for Draco, despite avoiding Harry out of embarrassment over the whole “trying to hand him over to the dark lord… thing”. Nothing Draco said could persuade her to spend more than 10 minutes in Harry’s company. Until one day Harry turned up at her office, spirited her away for a long lunch and explained that if he was going to marry Draco he would need some help choosing the rings…

Narcissa Malfoy Ignored her husband’s outrage and spent two hours reassuring Draco that Lucius would come around before fixing Harry with a steely smile and suggesting they take a turn around the Manor rose garden. Harry refused to tell Draco what they talked about but he did agree to spend every other Christmas with the Malfoys in the South of France.

Lucius Malfoy Came around.

The Weasley family Were worried about Ginny for a while. Then George noticed his Mum knitting a giant, lime green ‘D’ onto an electric orange jumper and they all felt a lot better.

Dean Thomas Didn’t say much but two weeks later an owl arrived with one of Dean’s Hogwarts sketchbooks. It was from their 8th year and included multiple sketches of Harry and Draco covertly watching each other across the Great Hall. Harry was mortified. Draco has one of the sketches framed on his desk.

Seamus Finnigan Was still demanding “pics or it didn’t happen” at Harry and Draco’s 10 year anniversary celebration.


Pairing: Jungkook X Reader

Genre: Fluff (with slightly smutty undertones at the end) and a fail attempt at humor; Soulmate!AU where anything your soulmate does to their body reflects on your own

Soulmate Series: Yoongi | Hoseok | Jin | Jimin | Namjoon | Taehyung

Word Count: 2.6K

Originally posted by jungk0oksthighs

You’d never had a problem with the whole ‘soulmate’ deal, unlike some of your more passionate colleagues. It’d never sparked up much of a reaction in you, because honestly, who had the time to actually care? Besides, it did turn out to be rather amusing, most of the time.

Like when you were in the middle of discussing an important project with your professor, for example, and you felt something ticklish on the inside of your arm. You’d always been susceptible to even the slightest brush of the fingers, so you bit your lip hard to stop yourself from laughing out loud.

When you finally got to leave, you made a pit stop at the bathroom, to get a napkin or something to wipe your cut lip—go figure, you’d managed to bite it that hard—and you looked down at your wrist: the source of your problems. Looking at the squiggles on it, you felt like you were supposed to get angry, but honestly, the basic math problems drawn crudely with black ink made you laugh out loud. Sure, you got some strange looks from, like, one person for doing that, but you could tell your soulmate had to be hilarious.

You looked again, unable to resist smiling when you saw—and felt—more black ink being scribbled furiously onto your delicate skin. Your soulmate must have been having a math test or something soon; why else would they have been writing all that on their hand? Though, really, what an amateur move.

You took great delight in re-telling the story to your friends later, but it seemed like they’d reached the point where they were just tired of hearing you talk about your soulmate all the time. But really, they seemed great—and you really, really wanted to meet them. It’s just…you had no idea how.

Who knew a single conversation could change it all?

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anonymous asked:

hey, I was just wondering why you don't like taako/lup having green skin? I'm sorry if this comes off aggressive or anything I'm just genuinely curious. thank you!

because in d&d green skin is not a thing that elves have and Taako is a high elf which means he is either a sun elf or a moon elf and sun elves have brown skin and moon elves have light skin. so like, pick one. because making him have green skin is sidestepping the issue so people can’t be disappointed that you drew Taako as white because you didn’t want to draw him brown. not to mention green skin is vaguely linked with antisemitism and considering how much of the fandom hcs Taako as Jewish, it’s just… uncomfortable.

  • Draco wearing Harry’s t-shirts or sweaters and driving him crazy - Draco’s skin is just too smooth and pale and perfect. 
  • Harry and Draco fighintg over the stolen t-shirt/sweater. (“Well, buy another, Potter”) 
  • Harry giving Draco a Weasley sweater made by Molly. (She had listened to Harry’s complain about the stolen clothes and then laughed, amused) 
  • Draco looking at the sweater with shinny eyes. It was green, with a D in the center. (“Are you going to cry?” “Malfoys don’t cry!”)
  • Harry asking Draco to wear it 
  • Draco refusing.
  • Harry coming back from work one day and smiling in victory because there he was, laying on the couch wearing nothing but his boxers and the green sweater. 
  • Draco and Harry snogging. Like, in every possible surface
  • Draco sending a ‘thank you’ letter to Molly. 
  • Molly being all happy in the next Weasley reunion at the Burrow, “Draco likes my sweaters” 
  • and Ron bursting out, “since when Malfoy is Draco?“
  • “Since he started to date Harry. Three years ago. Honestly, Ronald!”
  • “What? A man can dream”
Crossed Wires, Part 3 (Cole Sprouse x Reader)

Part 1, Part 2

Imagine: Cole Sprouse has been ordered by his agency that he must maintain a relationship with Lili Reinhart to keep his job, crushing any of his hopes of being with you. His newfound interest in Lili coupled with your poor reception on the show make your job unbearable, and you finally decide to do something about it.

Things got bad again.

Following the conversation between Cole and his agent, he’d cut off any unnecessary communication with you two. Character trainings became one-hour line readings in the green room. You’d make inside jokes and he’d respond with a straight-faced nod. Worst of all, the time that he took away spending with you, he poured into spending time with Lili. He followed her around like an incessant puppy, smiling for any camera to see. It made you sick.

Then again, you probably should have expected it to happen. With Cole, you felt like time had stopped. But you guess he’d finally decided it was time for it to start moving again.

To make things even worse, your character on Riverdale got horrible fan reception. “Bughead” fans hated any moment you were on camera or with Cole, even hoping online that your character would be killed off to give way for “Bughead endgame”.

Acting wasn’t all it was cut out to be.

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