• Sirius: alright so this is what we gonna do. i'm gonna jump on this roof ok? and then i'll get ready for you to land and from there we just gonna have to make a human ladder so we can reach this other roof and slide down on the side of the wall until we're safe and sound on the ground
  • James: ...
  • James: accio broom
  • Sirius: or we can do that

anonymous asked:

Except Peter Parker has a mom, his aunt may. Who is the one raising him by herself. But sure, let's give the credit to the rich white guy. You stupid idiot.

Oh!! Wow! My first hate mail!!! Hey!! Hey dude!!! Shut the fuck up!!! and stop whining!! Or I’m going to get my DAD Tony stark, who has l i t e r a l l y given birth to Peter Parker ALL ON HIS OWN,, on ur ass!!! Watch it!!! You don’t want to upset MY ACTUAL DAD TONY STARK!!

ataraxianmemes  asked:

what's your favorite meme from 2016 and 2017?

YESSSSSSS i rlly love this ask

i appreciate the bode cat meme very much ;u; my friend showed me it and i thought it was just ?? such a pure meme ?? and i love pure memes

i also appreciate the arthur’s fist meme and the evil kermit meme. also !!! the petty joe biden memes!!!!! me at the beginning of 2016 vs me at the end of 2016 memes were also very relatable :’)