Learning to Eat - By: photo41

Summary: Celebrity chef Louis Tomlinson has a problem. He’s opening his first restaurant in 9 weeks, and he has yet to hire a pastry chef- apparently people think he’s ‘standoffish’ and ‘rude’ and ‘quick to temper’. Whatever. He ends up saddled with an annoying, happy-go lucky rookie who also happens to be obnoxiously good looking. His tv presenter and pop star best friends only add to the drama, and for fucks sake would everyone please stop quoting Julia Child?!

Kitchen AU where Harry helps Louis re-learn how to eat. (METAPHORICALLY)


Words: 28,813

Comments: This is by far one of the best fics I have ever read in a long time, like wow!! It’s sort of perfect! Like no words. All of you have to read this!!

The Glass Wall

Description: Sam x Reader friendship but overall it’s mainly Gabriel in this little number. This is my take on the typical Meta!fic everyone seems to so love. The Reader is a hunter who begins to find out about ‘our’ world with the help of Gabriel… and The Narrator.
Words: 2,853
Warnings: None
Author’s Note: This is from the POV of the narrator, 99% of it still reads like a normal reader insert but just to give you a heads up. I’m excited about this one, was really good fun to write!! Seeing as it’s a bit different, I’m going to tag a couple people in hopes of feedback because it may not be the thing people typically search! Thank you to @adriellej for being my guinea pig and also this was beta’d by the ever fantastic @winchester-with-wings <3

Tagging: @thinkwritexpress @autoblocked @badbitchesofsupernatural @ellen-reincarnated1967 @spnfanficpond @ilostmyshoe-79 @thing-you-do-with-that-thing

You, Y/N, are used to exciting stories unfolding without even flinching. It was going to be like that for you though. You were a hunter. Born and raised in the US of A, life was looking just peachy until one day a vampire decided to wipe out your family.

The vengeance bug set in and within a few months, each vampire had been systematically wiped out. I’ve heard the same story over and over. Between hunter to hunter the cliches of how they start out are the same and have been told a million times, and I’m sorry to say in this one you are no different. It hadn’t been until your mid twenties, when you were elbow deep in a slimy substance you’d rather not think on, that you had met Sam and Dean. Their story was similar, a model example of the tragedy, heartbreak and death that came hand in hand with the job.

Now, I feel I should confront the elephant in the room. Why I, the narrator, have addressed you directly. I did in the first paragraph but you may not have noticed with how often it happens.

Maybe this is your first time hearing it in as many words, or maybe you’ve had lengthy discussions with Castiel; there are alternate universes. In my world, your life is a TV show and accompanied by the Winchester brothers you keep thousands of people amused on a regular basis. Every cut, bruise and broken limb recorded to be watched in slow motion at a later date.

In my world, you are a story. I don’t mean to diminish your achievements or offend… Let me reword that sentence. You are a hero whose story has been written again and again by a hundred different writers. Stories where you’ve been in love with Dean or Sam, or even Lucifer or Crowley, stories where you’ve met untimely ends or lived happily to a ripe old age. This seems strange, but everyone interprets you differently. There’s a main plot line, yes, but there are thousands of others too, separate adventures with different versions of yourself.

Anyway, I digress. By me discussing this as I am, your story doesn’t progress, it sits in a paused state while I chatter on about things that could be easier explained later or aren’t really relevant at all. So, let us get straight to it and allow me to fill in some blanks as to why I talk of and to you, Y/N, in the way that I do.

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Some thoughts on Outlander...

So we’re two episodes into season 1 of Outlander, and, just as I expected, people have watched these first two episodes, loved it, and have decided (or are deciding) to read the books. A lot of people are questioning if the books are good (they are) which has led to a lot of negativity in the Outlander tag. And this negativity is…to put it frankly, a real piss of. Why? Because people are saying things about the books that aren’t true and are thus potentially turning people off of one of the most well written book series I’ve ever read. And that…well, this is what that does to me:

So I just wanted to clear some things up for the people who are considering reading Outlander and have heard some crazy shit about it. Hopefully, my arguments can help you ignore the lack of reading comprehension of some people who may not quite understand what historical fiction is.

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since i really like it when people tag me in stuff, here’s some of my favorite things! if you ever tag me in a post of one of them there’s a 100% chance you just made my day.

• anything related to trolls, especially poppy x branch
• ravio
• snow!!! it’s so calming to me oh my goodness
• geodude (my fav lil rock baby…)
• christmas aesthetic
• bears
• emperors new groove
• laika movies
• animation of any and all sorts, i’m a slut for it
• marie and callie
• komali
• basically anything revolving skyward sword, that’s my favorite game
• gorillaz

oh boy i was tagged to this super cool thing by @kikkelitkattoon !! thank u son!

Originally posted by tana-the-dreamchaser

Rules: tell your followers 11 random facts about yourself and tag 11 people.

1. i don’t like sodas or milk– H2Omygosh
2. my favorite band is Of Monsters And Men
3. if i ever had to change my name id probably change it to one that means a flower 
4. idk my favorite color is navy blue or orange
5. the last book i read was The Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha     Christie( it was super good pls read)
6. my hp patronus is a dolphin or a buffalo and im a hufflepuff!!
7. nailpolish makes my fingers cold??
8. i dont know how to use makeup pls teach me
9. i can speak finnish, swedish, english and french
10. i want to move to Denmark at some point in my life
11. im listening to daft punk right now

i won’t tag 11 people and u totally don’t have to do dis if u dont want to!

  @oikeesti, @acchannn, @pippurikasvi, @paitsio,

Well, my middle finger fucked up my first attempt, but Birbo @bagelbarnes tagged me, so here is a tag thing let’s all celebrate

The rules:

-always post the rules
-answer these eleven questions
-tell the person who tagged you you’ve answered them

The questions:

1. What’s your fave fanfic trope?

You’ve got me, I don’t really read fan fiction. Like ever. But I’m going to read one called the Wedding Planner as soon as Isabelle’s told me it’s safe so there’s that I guess??

2. What was the last movie you watched and was it any good?

Trying to remember which movie that was… we’re watching Romeo and Juliet in English class. It had Leonardo decaprio (if that’s how you spell it) so it’s pretty good

3. What’s the coolest thing that’s ever happened to you?

How dare you I do not remember that. I got a girlfriend, that was pretty cool

4. If you could change your name to something new would you, and what would your new name be?

Probably Franziska, although a friend once wrote a story about our friend group with the names she thought we looked like and for me that name was Mia, so that one would also be good.

5. What’s your fave personality trait (of yourself)?


6. What’s your least fave personality trait?

Thanks for this self-evaluation Birbo

7. What’s your fave song and quote some lyrics

I really don’t have a favorite song, but I really like ABBA. My fave song of theirs is Gimme Gimme Gimme so…

“I look around the room and it makes me so depressed to see the gloom”

That’s sounds so serious but I promise you it’s not

8. What’s your favourite book/ author you look up to?

I’ve never really had any favorites authors other than J.K. Rowling, but my mother ones brought home a very good detective that was called “de onderneming” if I recall? But the original was Italian and the Italian names were A+ also the author went out of her way to establish the main character’s hotness which honestly same

9. What out of everything you’ve written is your favourite?

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? How dare you??????????????

Tbh there were two sentences I wrote lately that I really liked but only one you’ll understand without context so

“Because, like the rain, you cannot avoid that what is inescapable.”

10. What’s your fave fictional character? (DO NOT NAME FRANZISKA I KNOW THAT)

Oh… this question, it's… it’s really hard I… I have no idea… what it could be WHAT ABOUT FRANZISKA VON KARMA

11. Who’s your fave OC? (one of the characters you’ve written)

Okay Birb, you don’t know them, but when I first wrote about two detectives who don’t come in until about halfway through the story, I realized that I loved them and they were pure and I will never let them go with my heart, their names are Carolin Clarkson and Alynn Lam
Also Lam is smol and Clarkson is toll

Okay I made this post for one person and one person only @bewitching-mermaid
I’ll try to make the questions not as hard babe

1. What’s your favorite movie, ironically and unironically

2. If you could only choose one of your husbands/wives to live, who would you choose

3. Who’s your favorite music artist

4. If you could stab a character 69 times, who would that be

5. Which of your exams are you gonna do over

6. Who’s the most beautiful girl in the world (hint: it’s you)

7. How many children do you have

8. What’s the last movie you saw and was it any good

9. What is love

10. What would the ideal (zesde klassers stunt??) be in detail

11. How would you kill Donald Trump