Hetalia Humor ~ The Eyebrowlands: England, Ireland, Wales, Scotland
  • Once upon a time: England, Ireland, Wales, and Scotland were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land.
  • The leader of the captors: 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'
  • England: 'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'
  • Ireland: 'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'
  • Wales: 'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'
  • Scotland: 'I'd like to be shot first.'
  • How I imagine Australia get to participate in eurovision:
  • Australia: England, I'am part of Commonwealth, right?
  • England: Yes...?
  • Australia: Your Queen is my Queen right?
  • England: Yes?
  • Australia: So I'm kind of belonging to you, right?
  • England: Why are you asking that?
  • Australia: So if I belong to european country, it means I belong to Europe.
  • England: Oh no.
  • Australia: Let me participate in Eurovision or I will declare complete indepence.
  • Later:
  • England: Please,let him participate.
  • Other countries: We dunno...
  • England: I will stop giving money for it if you won't!
  • Other countries: You won.
  • England to Australia: Happy?
  • Australia: *starts singing God Save the Queen*

@pikachu88898 I made a little song for the best manga artist I know to the tune of God save the Queen (my country tis of thee for Americans)

It says:
God save hajimama
God praise hajimama
God save mama.
Titans shall roam the land,
Eren shall long for sand,
Our favorite author from Japan,
God save mama.

Thank you mama for making the greatest anime I have ever seen.

I’m torn between being extremely honored and a bit creeped out tbh :D


one gifset per appearance → visit to nottingham (13/06/2012)

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge joined the Queen on the last stop of her Diamond Jubilee UK tour in Nottingham. 35,000 people lined the streets to try to catch a glimpse of the Royal Family. They appeared at the balcony of Council House, where they joined the crowds in a very loud rendition of “God Save the Queen” before retreating for a reception inside. Margaret Handley, who is the mayor of Broxtowe, met William and was very impressed by his wit and charm. She described a story of someone who told him “You look taller in person!” and William replied: “I’m not wearing my high heels today.” The Royal party then moved to Vernon Park, where the Queen inagurated a Playing Field which has been a huge legacy from her Diamond Jubilee throughout the country. Prince William then made a touching speech praising his grandmother, before they all sat down to watch several children compete in athletics.

Top Ten Signs Your Reality Show Hunk Isn’t a Prince

10. Can belch the tune to “My Country ‘Tis of Thee,” but can’t do it to “God Save the Queen.” 9. He asks if you want to polish the royal scepter. 8. When you refer to him as “Your Highness,” he pulls out a joint. 7. You find out he dated his cousin, but he's really embarrassed about it. 6. He complains about not being able to find the smush room… In his own castle! 5. He eats his carnitas fries with a salad fork. 4. He refers to his ongoing relationship with Kourtney Kardashian. 3. When one refers to him as “Harry,” he turns to the producers and says, “I think she’s talking to you.” 2. He doesn’t know what it sounds like when doves cry. 1. He’s on a reality show.
Music Head Cannons

I feel like wash just listens to owl city and the killers

Carolina favorite band is coincidentally breathe Carolina but she really likes mcr

Maine loves Nicki and Beyonce

York likes country and Taylor Swift and music from the 80’s but especially the Police

South lives for Beyonce and Rihanna

North likes deadmou5 and that is literally it

Connie listen to the most hardcore heavy metal you have ever heard with some pretty heavy dubstep and house thrown in

Florida loves edm, drumstep, and mumford and sons

Wyoming just listens to God save the Queen and that’s it, unless he’s with Florida then he doesn’t mind it to much