This is for destieldrabblesdaily and the people wanting the plot “I only wanted a one night stand but now I’m eating breakfast with your family.”  ao3

Castiel was drunk.  That fact needs to be on the record.  None of this would have happened if he’d been sober.  

It was Balthazar’s fault, really.  He had suggested they go to the bar just off campus instead of the usual fraternity party.  He said they needed to broaden their horizons, or some equally clichéd bullshit.  Castiel knew how to handle frat parties: nurse one beer that’s carefully guarded, make fun of the brainless jocks with some dry wit so that they never know they’ve been made into fools, and then when Balthazar starts singing Jerusalem or God Save the Queen Castiel can drag his roommate back to their dorm.  The bar scene, however, was way out of Castiel’s comfort range.  

Right from the start it was different.  Instead of the frat collection of dance and techno pop, the music here was old rock with some country and metal thrown in.  There was a crowd, yes, but not the same drunken mass of not-quite teenagers.  There were college students but also middle aged adults and a few that definitely ordered from the 55+ menu at restaurants.    And getting a drink was more complicated than just grabbing a red plastic cup filled with beer.

“Isn’t this great, Cassie?” Balthazar said as he poured the bottle of wine he ordered into two glasses.  

Castiel just stared back at him.

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Hetalia Humor ~ The Eyebrowlands: England, Ireland, Wales, Scotland
  • Once upon a time:England, Ireland, Wales, and Scotland were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land.
  • The leader of the captors:'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'
  • England:'I'd like to hear "God Save The Queen" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, played by the London All Boys Choir. With Morris Dancers Dancing to the tune.'
  • Ireland:'I'd like to hear "Danny Boy" just one more time to remind me of the auld country, sung in the style of Daniel O'Donnell, with Riverdance dancers skipping gaily to the tune.'
  • Wales:'I'd like to hear "Men Of Harlech" just one more time to remind me of the country, sung as if by the Treorchy Male Voice Choir.'
  • Scotland:'I'd like to be shot first.'
  • How I imagine Australia get to participate in eurovision:
  • Australia:England, I'am part of Commonwealth, right?
  • England:Yes...?
  • Australia:Your Queen is my Queen right?
  • England:Yes?
  • Australia:So I'm kind of belonging to you, right?
  • England:Why are you asking that?
  • Australia:So if I belong to european country, it means I belong to Europe.
  • England:Oh no.
  • Australia:Let me participate in Eurovision or I will declare complete indepence.
  • Later:
  • England:Please,let him participate.
  • Other countries:We dunno...
  • England:I will stop giving money for it if you won't!
  • Other countries:You won.
  • England to Australia:Happy?
  • Australia:*starts singing God Save the Queen*

@pikachu88898 I made a little song for the best manga artist I know to the tune of God save the Queen (my country tis of thee for Americans)

It says:
God save hajimama
God praise hajimama
God save mama.
Titans shall roam the land,
Eren shall long for sand,
Our favorite author from Japan,
God save mama.

Thank you mama for making the greatest anime I have ever seen.

I’m torn between being extremely honored and a bit creeped out tbh :D

I won't ever get a Hogwarts letter...

I won’t ever be a Slayer.

I won’t ever have a wizard knocking on my door asking me to go on an adventure.

I won’t have a kindly scientist offering me the chance to be a super soldier.

I’m not a descendant of a god or a goddess.

I don’t have a hidden superpower, just waiting to be discovered. 

I’m not a lost prince, princess, a long-lost king or queen.

There’s no prince or princess coming to save me from my Tower of Despair.

There’s no knight in shining armor saving me from dragons or evil lords.

What I got is me.

My own two hands. 

My own two feet. 

My brains.

My heart.

My conscience.

I’ll tell you right now, my life is an adventure anyway.

Even if I never get further than the shores of the country I live in.

I’ll tell you that my life isn’t perfect. But no one’s is. 

Sometimes we’re happy.  Sometimes we’re sad.

Sometimes we get so mad we can scream.

Sometimes I’m the hero.

Sometimes I’m the villain.

And sometimes it’s just a struggle to get from one day to the next.

At the end of the day, plain, ordinary me just wants to do the right thing because it’s the right thing to do. 

And I don’t expect a cookie or a pat on the head because being a decent human being is what everyone should strive to be. 

I won’t ever get a Hogwarts letter, be an Avenger, run off after thirteen Dwarves reclaiming their lost kingdom from a Dragon.

That’s okay.

I am my own Story. 

I am.



one gifset per appearance → visit to nottingham (13/06/2012)

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge joined the Queen on the last stop of her Diamond Jubilee UK tour in Nottingham. 35,000 people lined the streets to try to catch a glimpse of the Royal Family. They appeared at the balcony of Council House, where they joined the crowds in a very loud rendition of “God Save the Queen” before retreating for a reception inside. Margaret Handley, who is the mayor of Broxtowe, met William and was very impressed by his wit and charm. She described a story of someone who told him “You look taller in person!” and William replied: “I’m not wearing my high heels today.” The Royal party then moved to Vernon Park, where the Queen inagurated a Playing Field which has been a huge legacy from her Diamond Jubilee throughout the country. Prince William then made a touching speech praising his grandmother, before they all sat down to watch several children compete in athletics.

Top Ten Signs Your Reality Show Hunk Isn’t a Prince

10. Can belch the tune to “My Country ‘Tis of Thee,” but can’t do it to “God Save the Queen.” 9. He asks if you want to polish the royal scepter. 8. When you refer to him as “Your Highness,” he pulls out a joint. 7. You find out he dated his cousin, but he's really embarrassed about it. 6. He complains about not being able to find the smush room… In his own castle! 5. He eats his carnitas fries with a salad fork. 4. He refers to his ongoing relationship with Kourtney Kardashian. 3. When one refers to him as “Harry,” he turns to the producers and says, “I think she’s talking to you.” 2. He doesn’t know what it sounds like when doves cry. 1. He’s on a reality show.

Imagine the Midfords inviting Ciel and his servants to a patriotic get-together. They’re all going to sing “God Save the Queen.” So Ciel orders everyone to perfect the song. 

When they arrive and start singing, to everyone’s horror, Ciel’s bunch are there going MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY! And that’s how Ciel learned to never trust Bard with giving the servants singing lessons again.

Music Head Cannons

I feel like wash just listens to owl city and the killers

Carolina favorite band is coincidentally breathe Carolina but she really likes mcr

Maine loves Nicki and Beyonce

York likes country and Taylor Swift and music from the 80’s but especially the Police

South lives for Beyonce and Rihanna

North likes deadmou5 and that is literally it

Connie listen to the most hardcore heavy metal you have ever heard with some pretty heavy dubstep and house thrown in

Florida loves edm, drumstep, and mumford and sons

Wyoming just listens to God save the Queen and that’s it, unless he’s with Florida then he doesn’t mind it to much

anonymous asked:

What country u live in ??

Great Britain. God save the Queen, eat scones, drink tea & all that cultured pompous shit. Except, clearly I am none of that. But yes, I live in Great Britain. Fuck Brexit. 

I’m proud of my country for doing so well in the Olympics and Paralympics but oh my fuck if I have to hear God Save The Queen one more time

We need a better national anthem