i love that even tho vetra swears up and down she’s Serious and Unyielding as any turian should be she’s really about treating herself. she likes little fancy soaps and eating dextro chocolate. she wears lotion jaal gave her in a trade for supplies. she makes a fuss about how she doesn’t like the turian equivalent of massages but she likes taking long baths. vetra’s level of self care is God Tier.

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remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”

“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said: “because… there’s no underwear in space.”

he said it with such conviction. like he had been to space and looked around and he didn’t see any bras or panties anywhere.

he explained. “you go into space and you become weightless. then your body expands but your bra doesn’t, so you get strangled by your own underwear.”

i think that this would make for a fantastic obituary. i tell my younger friends that no matter how i go, i want it reported that i drowned in moonlight, strangled by my own bra.

rest in peace, carrie fisher (october 21st, 1956 - december 27th, 2016)