GO-LUCAS!!!

I’m not even gonna start getting into it again but stuff got fucked up and I can’t go to lucas’s Christmas party now because nobody will cover for me and I don’t even care about the stupid party but he does and he’s really disappointed and I’m just bawling my fucking eyes out because I Always cover for other people and stay late when they need me and I just don’t fucking deserve this????????????

  • me: *hears 'Should I stay or Should I go' playing literally anywhere*
  • me: Will Byers is that u? Did you get stuck in the upside down again? Do you need help?

ngl I am low-key worried about Rogue One, but only because my boy Darth Vader is in it, and idk what incarnation of Vader they are going to use.

Filoni!Vader: yEAHHHHHHH!!! i am PUMPED to be on the DARK SIDE man I LOVE KILLING REBELS! *flies a tie-fighter with the Force so his cape can billow while he stands menacingly under a spotlight* I’m angry all of the time and I’m like OBSESSED with killing Obi-Wan! *chugs a Red Bull through his vents* WHO WANTS TO GO NEXT?

Lucas!Vader: high-key wanna die if any of you rebels could do that for me i’d appreciate it. *slaughters thousands of rebels effortlessly* come on man did you even try. damn this self-preservation instinct of mine. *sees obi-wan* HELL YEAH I’M GONNA DIE I CAN’T WAIT! *kills obi-wan in one swing* what.

Comics!Vader: *doesn’t say anything, but if he does it’s going to be one badass line like “ALL I’M SURROUNDED BY IS FEAR AND DEAD MEN”* *has a lot of flashbacks to the time when he had hair* *is sad a lot* *surrounded by quirky fun characters because this is anakin skywalker we are talking about*