Me: *sees a cute girl in the hallway*
Me: All of my ailments are healed and I feel as if I can do anythi-
Random dude: You think that girl is like rly pretty right? She’s my gf Im so lucky!!!
Me: *literally fucking deflates*
Me :👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
Sorry about the inactivity, again, I’ve just been having a lot of fun recently!
The first thing we did the morning after the Grunkles came home was have some pancakes, made by Stan. We did some joking about how we didn’t have any Mabel juice to wash it down, but we all shut up when Mabel asked to make some.
Then we went fishing, like old times. Except his new boat is really cool! It’s bigger than the little thing he used to take us on. He told us some of his dumb jokes and we had a lot of fun. Ford joined us halfway through, and he brought us sandwiches. He was walking kind of funny. I don’t want to think about why.
Mabel, Wirt, Pacifica, and I hung out for a while on Saturday. We played Monopoly for a solid two hours. Mabel and Pacifica were winning, and they got really heated before they just sort of left and went up to our room. I guess they were so mad they needed to work it out amongst themselves. I did hear some things banging around upstairs.
Wirt and I were alone for awhile, and it was pretty nice. We talked about astronomy and stuff. Turns out he and Sara had a bit of a fight. That was less than nice, but I think I helped him fix it. Turns out there was someone he’s been sort of talking to that he’s been texting more than her, and she learned about it, and she got sort of mad. I can understand both sides.
On Sunday, Wirt and I texted about all day. I needed help with homework, but we just kept going even after I finished. I have no idea how he can talk to me all day and still text whoever it is Sara is mad about.
Ford and I also hung out for a while. He asked if Wirt was my boyfriend, and I said no. He seemed really surprised. Then he asked if I was straight, and I said no.
He looked less surprised.
Ford and I talked about some of the weird stuff I’ve found recently. It was really interesting, comparing my studies to his. He had found some weird stuff recently too, and I really liked hearing about his studies. Did you know that there’s a cross between fish and wolves? Ford called them Canis Chordata. Stan called them Folves.
So Wirt was so tired this morning, and I honestly think he didn’t notice at first, but he just put on two different colored shoes. He was just leaving as I noticed, and I tried to tell him, but he just responded with a sleepy, “Can’t go back now.” Before stepping into the stairwell.
What a gem.