GEMMA FOR LIFE

gonna do some tumblr awards/botm/blog rates and stuff over the next couple weeks to get you guys interested again lol, i know i cant account for my lack of being a human on this website but i am back now! im doing a q&a when i get to 6k so i want to give you guys a few thank yous for sticking with me through my rough patches! and those of u that left I AM STILL ANGRY FUCK U you know who u r anyway thank you all and look out for some stuff on my blog

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Gemma Correll draws our first Comics Week loser superhero: Possum Girl

Gemma Correll is an expert when it comes to satirizing problems both real and “first world”—she takes down women’s depiction in media alongside millennial slacker ennui, all in fun, deceptively simple drawings. She’s responsible for those “Pugs Not Drugs” T-shirts, and her latest book, The Worrier’s Guide To Life, collects some of her best recent work. She also illustrated a new children’s book, Pig And Pug.

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  • Me:I wanna get drunk
  • Me:*has work tomorrow*
  • Me:picks up bottle of wine
  • Me:¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Omg so I’d been getting worried about my Pav autograph/photo opp tickets getting lost in the mail, and last night I was freaking out a little bit to emily-gemma about it. I checked my mailbox yesterday and this morning (normally I don’t even check my mailbox twice in a week, let alone in 12 hours) and I went to look again tonight after work and THEY WERE THERE!!!! THEY CAME!!!!!!

But. The best part:

I’M FUCKING TICKET NUMBER ONE.

And my mental state is already so fragile that I ripped open the envelope while I was walking back to my apartment, saw my number, and literally started hysterically laughing. Alone. In the dark.

@god I don’t know what I’ve done to deserve this blessing but tHANKS???

alllisaacs asked:

GEMMA! YOUR THEME IS PERF, YOUR MOBILE THEME IS PERF, EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS PERFECT OKAY? uwu

SO PHIA. BB PLZ I CRAI U R THE PERF ONE OK?!

url: don’t get it | not bad | nice | good job | love it omg | who did you kill
theme: not my type | ehh | decent | I like it | pretty amazing | I’m stealing it
icon: don’t get it | not bad | nice | pretty | flawless omg | brb crying
posts: not my type | not bad | nice job | love | perfection | give me your password
following: no sorry | just followed | yes | you mean stalk what
Comments: ahgiuaguiaeguag. w a t. i love u so much sophIA CAN U NOT. ur entire theme is just perfection and ur the sweetest cupcake ever GOD I LOVE U can u srsly just i need to lie down i stg. i cannot comprehend how much i love u blog ahhh *heart eyes*

Tom Haverford is a creep pass it on..

Avery wasn’t too sure how it’d happened- all she knew was that she needed to pull off being Gemma Kings for a while. It made her dizzy to think about what that would mean, because she knew Gemma, and her life wasn’t exactly average. Especially today; she had a photoshoot and dinner with her parents planned, both of whom she knew nothing about. But, she was determined to find the real Gemma- or rather, herself- and learn what she could about her. “Can’t be too difficult,” she whispered to herself, making her way back to York Hall.

I had another incident at work...

So I was dipping doughnuts (as I do), and someone knocked into me from behind sending a doughnut flying up in the air and my instinct was to catch it - and surprisingly my reflexes didn’t let me down - like some ninja action. But before I could celebrate my cool swift moves, it had landed with a slap face down in the palm of my hand with melted chocolate oozing EVERYWHERE. Complete fail.