Idk if this has been done but I made this in the car today & I was cracking myself up

theres something inexplicably funny to me about the fact that my clefable is able to get the ‘poisoned’ status condition but his ability means he never takes damage from it. hes not immune he just doesn’t give a shit.

downloading the prizoner of azkaban just to get to that one point where fred and george show harry the marauder’s map and you can see newt’s little person scroll with his name on it floating away and it’s like………………… he was right. there……………… *clutches chest* *sobs*

Originally posted by eilizabeth-olsen

Anyone wanna talk about b.a.p?
  • Hey fellow K-pop fans, I really want to join the b.a.p fandom cause I just discovered them and they're AWESOME!
  • Could anyone help me knowing them better by just telling me funny, interesting facts about them, send me amazing videos that every b.a.p fan should see? Come talk to me so we can chat about the b.a.P members 😍 That would be really nice and I love making new friends 😄😘

brosillustrated  asked:


hi ash :))

1. My favorite player: nuge. i won’t hear anything in the contrary.
2. My least favorite player: this is cheating, but peter chiarelli. 
3. Who I’d want to be friends with: uhm, maybe davo, though i would constantly feel like a failure compared to him. 
4. Who I’d bake cookies for: davo. he’d eat them and thank me no matter how bad they were.
5. Something I find funny about the team: their tragic storyline. it’s so tragic it makes me laugh.

who would i let slather me in oil: ryan nugent hopkins. no regrets.

Oh, I wish you could meet my wife. My wife who lives in England. She couldn’t be sweeter, I wish you could meet her! My wife who lives in England! Her name is Martha, she lives in London. She cooks like my mother and sucks like a hoover! Haha! I write her every single day just to make sure that everything’s okay! It’s a pity she lives so far away in England! Last week she was here, but she had the flu. Too bad ‘cause I wanted to introduce her to you. It’s so sad but there wasn’t a thing that she could do but stay in bed- with her legs up over her head! Oh! I wish you could meet my wife, but you can’t ‘cause she is in England! I love her, I miss her, I can’t wait to kiss her, so soon I’ll be off to Martha! (pause) I mean London! Shit… Her name is Martha, she lives in Lond – She’s my wife! My wonderful wife! Yes, I have a wife who lives in England! And I can’t wait to eat her pussy again!
—  John Laurens

Send me:
- crush stories
- fmk
- fun facts about you :D
- the communist manifesto
- embarrassing stories
- fave colors
- favorite songs???
- when and where you plan on killing me
- hookup stories
- favorite albums :3c??
- friend drama
- SCHOOL drama
and anything you want !! have fun!!

anonymous asked:

You like South Park, you are Canadian, you are hilarious.

1) I fucking love south park and I blame my best friend 


3) wefipskmd you’re too kind thank you I try to be funny


sometimes i casually remember that i once dated a guy whose dad was a bank robber, but i didnt find out until my next boyfriend (whose dad was an fbi agent) ran a background check on all of my exes. 

hi yall! i just wanted to say a quick sorry for any heart attacks i caused last night with my april fool’s prank. in case you haven’t figured it out already, troye did not indeed announce his album, risk, set to come out on may 8th. all the tweets and snapchats and stuff were all made up. i made the album art myself (but it came out pretty cool, right??!!).
but yeah. thanks for not murdering me, yall (: it was all in the name of fun and games, so I’m sorry if it caused you actual severe panic or fear. that was never my intention.
Finally, a HUGE shoutout to my awesome friends i3troyler thiswillbringuscloser tronnorissocoollike whatstroyler and sotroye for helping me actually pull this off. i couldn’t have done it without you