Funny-Chats

Welcome to the madness
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Victor:</b> why are kids are so sexual nowadays?<p/><b>Yurio:</b> oh shut up, it wasn't that bad. You and Yuuri were all over each other.<p/><b>Victor:</b> correction; we danced a loving coreography about the separation of soulmates. what you and Otabek did out there got banned in 24 countries worldwide, young man.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
  • Negan: You ever hear the one about the stupid little prick named Rick who thought he knew shit but didn’t know shit and got everyone he cared about killed?
  • Rick: Yeah, but I look damn good doing it though.
  • Negan: ... YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO RUIN THE JOKE WITH FUCKIN' <I>FACTS</I> RICK!
  • Friend: *repeatedly pointing out typo I made*
  • Me: shut uo
  • Friend: UO
  • Me: You remind me of the sun
  • Me: Because you're pretty hot
  • Crush: Oh, I thought it was because if you come too close to me I will literally kill you
  • Crush: Both are true
  • <p> <b>Phichit [vlogging]:</b> Today i'm hanging out with none other than 5 time Grand Prix and European Championships gold medalist, choreographer and coach to the young Russian prodigy Yuri Plisetsky, engaged to Japan's top figure skater. The living legend, Victor Nikiforov.<p/><b>Phichit [turns camera]:</b> <p/><b>Victor [laying on a couch, unkept, unbrushed hair, eating Doritos, watching the news, scratching his balls:</b> huh?<p/><b>Phichit:</b> um...<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> yup, I'm living the dream.<p/></p>
Every BB fanfic ever written
  • Sebastian: I'm hungry
  • Sebastian: Maybe I should eat
  • Sebastian: oh right there's a kid, I'm going to eat his soul #notsorry
  • Sebastian: he's kinda cute tho
  • Sebastian: fuck I think I'm gay
  • Sebastian: oh shiet I love him.
  • Sebastian: what the fook I'm a demon I'm supposed to not to have feelings
  • Ciel: He probably wants me just bc of my soul, he doesn't like me back *crying intensifies*
  • Sebastian: I want his soul but also his ass
  • Grell: I'm gay
  • Friend: You can't date a fictional character-
  • Me: i CAN TRY!?!??!?!
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Back at it!! Long time no see dear Tumblr! I wanted to make some expectation vs reality because it’s funny just seeing Chat like this XD

Gonna take all the MLB requests asap!!


NOTE: The change of style in both drawings is intentional, just as reality itself haha

One typical day at the Phantomhive manor
  • Sebastian: *enters Ciel's room and slams the door* WE HAVE TO LEAVE THE COUNTRY
  • Ciel: what the hell is wrong with you again Sebastian.
  • Sebastian: I GOT IN TROUBLE WITH SOME PEOPLE
  • Ciel: which people? Claude? The rippers? *rolls his eyes and keeps reading*
  • Sebastian: BAD PEOPLE
  • Ciel: *closes the book and sighs* WHICH PEOPLE???
  • Sebastian: The squirrel mafia.
  • Ciel: That's it, get out of this room. Now.
  • Sebastian: B-BUT THE SQUIRRELS YOUNG MASTER
  • Ciel: OUT. NOW.

Friend: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: A disappointment.
Friend: Dude
Friend: I asked what you wanted to be in the future, not what you are right now.

every time i see the “quit telling everyone im dead” meme all i can think of is that one part in tbl when percy crashes his own funeral

annabeth: percys dead

percy: quit telling everyone im dead!

annabeth: sometimes i can still here his voi- HOLY FUCK YOURE ALIVE YOU ASSHOLE