Funny-Chats

me, emily, aka tumblr user vulcannic: garak? what a trash lizard i hate him i- *trips* *thousands of pictures of garak spill from pockets* fuck those aren’t mine i swear i’m just holding them for a friend i- *slips on a pile of pictures* fu ck no they’re not mine i hate him i just- *more pictures fall out as i fall to my knees, desperately trying to pick them up* hang on a sec jUst LISTEN

Mom...

Me : Mom, I finished homework, can I go and chat with friends?

Mom : oh, you mean that funny chat messenger thingy?

Me : (inside) HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO MY LOVELY LUCIEL AND ZEN, I’M GONNA SKIN YOU ALI–

Me : What? No, I have an assingment tomorrow Mom, and my friends are discussing it with me on group chat

Mom : Is there a person named Zen, 707, Jumin Han, Yoosung and Jaehee Kang?

Me : (internal screaming intensifies)

Talking with writers online

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

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“Don’t worry, my lady. I won’t tell a soul”

“Who the fuk”

If Plagg noticed Tikki in Ali’s pocket instead of eating cheese in a trash can.

Based of ladyofacat’s post. @ladyofacat

Magic is weird.
  • Anna :so how do your powers work ?
  • Rapunzel :well i cry and my tears heal-
  • Elsa :wait so your powers comes from your tears ?
  • Punzie :well no, it uh comes from my hair originally
  • Elsa :oh okay so its your hair that was magical
  • Punzie :eeeehhhh no, to be fair it came from a magic flower...
  • Elsa :
  • Elsa :...ok i'm done i can't
  • Elsa :Anna i'm guessing you're lost too you haven't said a w-
  • Anna :wait so basically you just have to peel onions and can fill flasks and give it to people who need healthcare ?
  • Punzie :
  • Flynn :
  • Elsa :
  • Anna :
  • Elsa :
  • Anna :what ?
  • Elsa :
  • Elsa :jfc i love you so much