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Imagine Somehow Draco's and Harry's Crew Actually Hung Out
  • Draco: Who broke the coffee pot? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Blaise: ... I did. I broke it.
  • Draco: No. No, you didn’t. Ron?
  • Ron: Don’t look at me, look at Hermione.
  • Hermione: What?! I didn’t break it!
  • Ron: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Hermione: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Ron: Suspicious.
  • Hermione: No, it’s not!
  • Harry: Psst... If it matters, probably not… Pansy was the last one to use it.
  • Pansy: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Harry: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Pansy: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Harry!
  • Blaise: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Draco.
  • Draco: No! Who broke it?!
  • Ron: *whispering* Well, Libra’s been awfully quiet this whole time.
  • Ginny: *death glare* oh reALLY
  • *Yelling ensues*
  • *Camera pans to Draco*
  • Draco: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
  • Draco: Well, good. It was getting awfully chummy in here.
An 80 year old woman turns on her 60ish year old laptop. Her grandkids laugh at her for having such an old piece of crap but she doesn't care. She logs onto an old website called tumblr and checks out her blog. A small chuckle escapes for her lips, "wow," she speaks as she scrolls down her blog remembering everything from her past. "It's been a while."

Mom: Where are you going, its almost midnight?

Me: Out..