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  • <p> <b>Wattpad:</b> You're a fan. In fact, you're a Johnlock fan.<p/><b>Me:</b> Well, yes.<p/><b>Wattpad:</b> Seen a lot of smutty fanfic then, fluffy ones too.<p/><b>Me:</b> Yes, enough for a lifetime, far too much<p/><b>Wattpad:</b> ... Wanna see some more?<p/><b>Me:</b> Oh God yes.<p/></p>

Actually, I totally understand the gender wage gap. I mean, come on, it makes total sense!

Men need that extra money for all the tampons they need every month. I mean they can’t control their normal bodily functions, can they?

Men need that extra money for all the makeup they need. I mean if they don’t wear it, they get socially shamed, and thats not exactly fair.

Men need that extra money for all the clothes they buy that they have to cover themselves in so it’s not their fault if they get raped. I mean, it would be their fault if they didn’t anyway, you know? It’s bad enough that they have to walk down the street and get harassed no matter what they’re wearing. And women probably have NO idea how expensive bras are.

Men need that extra money for all that extra pepper spray they need for walking home all alone at night. How else are they going to keep themselves safe???

Men need that extra money for all the birth control they have to take. I mean, women couldn’t possibly understand the struggle of taking the pill every single day at the exact same time or else they might get pregnant, or having to schedule a shot every 3 months. All women have to do is pick up one of those free condoms that come in almost all bathrooms and are handed out free at clinics. Not to mention the weight gain!! Women should seriously have more sympathy.

Men need that extra money for all the gynecologist appointments they need to go to. Ladies, Pap smears aren’t free you know!!!
Men need that extra money for all those waxing appointments and razors they get shunned for not getting. I mean, hair on women isn’t even half as gross than when it’s on a man.

Men need that extra money for the pain medication for their menstrual cramps. Think about it, if they didn’t have them, they’d be bed ridden. They wouldn’t be able to go out, or move even. Women don’t know half that pain.

Women, you don’t even know half the struggle, so stop whinging about it.