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Roommates With Draco Part Twelve
  • Part Twelve: When Narcissa wants to see Draco's apartment
  • Narcissa: Draco, what is Harry doing here?
  • Draco: He lives here
  • Narcissa: You live with a guy you hate?
  • Draco: Um, well, I was going to talk to you-
  • Narcissa: You're gay?
  • Draco: Wh- I'm not gay!
  • Narcissa: Does your girlfriend at least know?
  • Draco: I don't have a girlfriend...
  • Narcissa: Well I guess we know why
  • Teddy: *cries*
  • Narcissa: And you have a baby together
  • Draco: He's not my baby!
  • Harry: Actually, he's mine
  • Narcissa: Draco, the least you could do is adopt your gay lover's baby
  • Narcissa: I thought I raised you right
  • Me: I don't want to shop at Walmart because the company does not pay their workers a fair wage even though the company is large enough to pay each of their workers a living wage. So I'm boycotting Walmart
  • Also me: But by not shopping at Walmart, people like me will cause the company to lose money and thus ensuring these workers do not earn a fair wage. Capitalism is a double-edged sword and will hurt you no matter which side of it you are on.

anonymous asked:

How long have you had your Tumblr and how would you recommend growing it?

I’ve had a Taylor blog for six year ad my biggest tip is remaining active and setting a queue. And a bonus is to have something you do, like making edits, making funny text posts, meeting taylor helps, ect.. But tbh, some people do absolutely nothing and have tons of followers. It’s like the Kardashians of tumblr I suppose.

Something that happened at my school today, but also imagine your OTP
  • Teacher: Compare answers with friends around you.
  • Boy: what if you don't have any friends?
  • Teacher: Then compare answers with your nemesis.
  • Boy; *sighs and turns towards the guy next to him WHO IS actually his friend* What did you get?
  • Guy next to him: *pushes the boys paper off the desk without looking up from his phone*
  • Boy: GOD DAMN IT
  • <p> <b>Wattpad:</b> You're a fan. In fact, you're a Johnlock fan.<p/><b>Me:</b> Well, yes.<p/><b>Wattpad:</b> Seen a lot of smutty fanfic then, fluffy ones too.<p/><b>Me:</b> Yes, enough for a lifetime, far too much<p/><b>Wattpad:</b> ... Wanna see some more?<p/><b>Me:</b> Oh God yes.<p/></p>