Blood mage Backfire
So my shadow monk air Genesai, Ink, has snuck upon the blood mage out party has been tracking. I deal about 25 damage with a poison dart and then the blood mage manages to take control of me and attempts to throw another poison dart at our Ursine cleric Urquuk.
DM: roll attack against the bear with disadvantage.
Urquuk: doesn’t hit.
Ink: can I roll for crit fail, just for shits?
DM: sure why not?
Ink: *nat 1*
Party roars laughing
DM: so you miss Urquuk completely and manage to hit the blood mage doing 35 more damage. She is now very confused.
Most effective crit fail ever.
Urquuk: I attack with guided bolt.
Urquuk: *Nat 20* 32 damage.
Party is now stunned.
DM: she is now Swiss cheese.