Okay, I was tagged by brboutonarun and run-haley-run to do the 6 selfie challenge (I know one of these isn’t technically a selfie, but get at me 😅).
I tag literally any follower who wants to do it, especially mutuals! (come on its buckets of fun).
Fun fact I learned in a cool article the other day:
It is possible that your uterus DOES NOT make you bleed once a month because it just WANTS BABIES SO BADLY it lovingly makes up a cozy nice home for them as often as it can.
NoooOOOO, your uterus does that because YOUR uterus, ladies, gentlemen and NB folk, IS TERRIFIED OF FETUSES.
Cause you see, humans fetuses are greedy little bastards that need a LOT of blood inflow from your uterus, so when they bury into the uterus’ walls they do it with a VENGEANCE. They’re not nice about this.
And, well, your poor uterus knows that, if that fetus shows up and their walls are not thick and ready, SHIT IS GONNA GO DOWN. IT’S NOT GONNA WORK. THE FETUS IS COMING AND THE UTERUS IS NOT READY AND SHIT. IS. GONNA. GO. DOWN.
So what your uterus is saying whenever it makes you bleed isn’t: “Awww, no baby. But I wanted a baby =(”
“THE THREAT IS OVER FOR NOW, BUT WE KNOW IT’LL BE BACK. WE DO NOT WANT TO DIE. WE MUST BE PREPARED. WE MUST NEVER FALTER, WE MUST NEVER LET OUR DEFENSES SLACK. THE FETUS OVERLORD WILL COME!!111!!1″
In short, your poor uterus lives in a constant state of terror, it’s not to blame for your misery.
I’m probably years late to this party but I live in the UK so I’ve only just broken up and I figured this would be a fun first post. I have spent hours composing a list of some things that I want to do this summer so I don’t get too bored. Hopefully someone else may find something they want to do too. So without further ado, my summer bucket list.
I really hope this helps someone with ideas of what to do, I’m going to try and do all of these. Do what it takes to make you happy, even if that’s just scrolling through tumblr or watching netflix, Just have the best summer ever and don’t waste this time off school/work.
Today I got the chance to cross something off my bucket list and my best friend’s, littlesupernovaa ,bucket list…Paintballing! It was a much needed break that I needed immediately, especially after being dicked over by VA court before this event. So shooting people and “accidentally” shooting her in the boob from 40ft away was a good stress reliever. Also, being shot in the eye, thanks to my visor for being there and not letting me leave half blind lawls. Today was a long, sleepless, and sore day. I hope everyone had a wonderful Saturday and did something that brought them to earth or just got lit!
studying Japanese and Spanish.
watching season 4 of Doctor Who.
planing on studying abroad.
learning German casually.
playing guitar and piano everyday.
going to fairs.
cleaning out old possessions.
teaching myself about managing PCOS.
waiting for Gorillaz new album.
looking forward to theme parks.
dancing in my free time.
reading three books at once.
finishing “My Little Monster.”
introducing my best friend to “Parks and Rec.”
preparing for Halloween costume.
experiencing jet lag.
and dreaming vividly.
Living in Southern California means Disneyland is a go to place for everyone and I am always at least 20 minutes away from the magical place. So after many years of wanting one, I made the jump and got a Disney pass! I got the deluxe pass, which is the one after the premium, so it offers 315 days of Disney, which isn’t that bad if you don’t feel quite ready to shell out…