*aggressively looks for anything in the canon that even remotely suggests royai*
I love how the english translation of the end theme lines up like this. I think it’s such a fitting way to describe the situation Roy and Riza are in.
And look at poor Roy Boy! It’s raining and he doesn’t like it! Look at that pout!

more dumb fucking fullmetal alchemist au’s: ed and al join greeds gang instead of the military

this also involves ed and al (futilely) attempting to avoid izumi even though they joined a gang of hooligans that operate out of her fucking backyard lol