So where were the writers sleeping when the handbook actually came out isnt that so careless that they let the false information roam around the fandom for over a week now that they only confirmed its not real when they were asked about it. They turned their own show into a joke, they are gonna have to pry keith loving hippos from my dead cold hands. I am telling you they are trolling us, lauren and joaquim meet me at the back alley so i can fight you for hippo loving scorpio keith.
honestly just for this time, i think that it’s not…really their fault? like they didn’t seem aware that this guide existed like… dw basically took basic information about the characters without asking them first which is like….???? messy
but also the ages make sense because those are approximately the numbers we’ve always been told and the birthdays and the heritages we were been told previously were also correct. i think that keith’s bday is canon™ unless they changed it now, but anyways keith loves hippos have fun w/ it
Okay so like lots of people point out that his tattoo looks kind of like a heart or maybe a smooch smooch. But like guys this is Honey. The dude loves him some ladies underwear. His tattoo ain’t no kiss not heart. It’s a fuckin bra and panty set. Like guys I mean think about it. Honey was probably drunk and went to the tattoo parlor and was like you know the fuck what I like underwear, gonna fucking get a tattoo of it on my neck! And so that’s my little theory behind Honey’s tattoo and you’ll have to pry it away from my tiny cold dead hands.
Think Alaska mentioned once in passing that she would like to go on a cruise, and Sharon was like OKAY YEP THAT IS WHAT YOULL GET SWEATPEA
thats literally the most sharon thing i can think of like theyd be laying around and alaskas like “hm, itd be pretty cool if you won a cruise” and sharon just stares off into the distance like “you want a cruise? i will die to get you this cruise. they will have to pry this cruise from my cold, dead hands, alaska. i will get you this if its the last thing i do” and alaskas like “kay :)”
todays twitter dump is seungchuchu themed because they are the best boys!! dedicated to @llyn-on-ice because she showed me part of something she was writing and it inspired most of this and also she inspires me every day of my life