Yep, I’m shipping @ask-umbral-bunsai-the-solider and Quest Boris now, since he absolutely loves the baby wolf X3 He said he would be about Boris’s height, so that’s why they’re about the same height. I hope you like it Umbral!
dude your tags on the peter parker / flash thompson gifset... i said the exact same thing. peter looks so amazed. it's pretty gay.
yeah peter and flash are an enemies to friends to lovers ship waiting to happen, especially this version of peter and flash seeing as flash won’t really be a bully so much as a ‘frenemy’
flash and peter have always been an obvious ship that isn’t considered much lmao, flash is a huge fan of spidey (he has a big fat crush on spider-man like it’s obvious), and over time peter and flash actually become good friends and appreciate each other for the things they once hated about one another. plus over time flash becomes agent venom and works along side spidey, so it’s just a great dynamic and a really great development between the two
lmao can you tell that i’m excited for people to fall in love with peter and flash??
BOYF RIENDS ARE PERFECT. JEREMY IS INNOCENT AND FEM AND WHOLESOME AND MICHAEL IS INNOCENT AND PURE. #no"sin"
me, done with everyone's shit:
Jeremy is a closeted perv, who upset both his father and his best friend because he refused to realize the "drug" he willingly BOUGHT and shared to the school was bad. Michael is smoking an illegal drug (at least in NJ) and has bouts of anxiousness triggered by his dependency on his best friend. I love the ship but don't take away from the fact they are gross, troubled teen boys with quirks and not pretty little dolls that are perfect. I'm fairly sure they've farted on each other's pillow and given each other fucking pink eye
their friendship is so beautiful, why would anyone want to change that when they're so perfectly platonic and their dynamic is spectacular and there's no awkwardness between them, they are obviously BFFs for life no question
“So you think you’re hot shit, huh, Peridot? But can you beat us in a Rap Battle to the death?!”
“I’m the best rapper to grace this planet in 5000 years.”
“Oh this is so on, green pea! Kick her ass, Stevey-boy!”
Yo, I’m Stevey-boy, I’m Steven. And Beach City is my turf. And together with my CGs we protect the planet Earth! From orange douches and shit-talking Green Homeworld Gems like you And from monsters, beasts and assholes in every shade and hue
You dare walk onto my planet, or wait no, you fucking crashed! You can’t fly a working spaceship, let alone this piece of trash. The name’s Universe, my fate is stopping creeps like Peridot So now let’s see if the triangle can spit rhymes on the spot.
“Very impressive (for an Earthling) but your rhyming is a wreck Compared to my superior (and awesome) Homeworld-grown Rap-tech I can generate a thousand variations of success When I calculate exactly how to beat down on your ass
My diamond, she will love me when I come back with your shards She could hang them on her wall with all the other rebel turds You must be stupid if you think I’m trynna’ make this junkship fly It was actually a trap for all y’all-”