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makoto: hi my name is makoto with a ‘c’ and I’ve been afraid of the ocean my entire l-

hiyori: stop stop stop. where?

makoto: hm?

hiyori: where’s the ‘c’?

makoto: ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ’ˢ ᵃ ˢᵉᵃ﹖

free! as vines vol. 2

makoto: “road work ahead”? uhhh… yeah, I sure hope it does

momo: hey how much money do you have left? nitori: like, 69 cents momo: oh, you know what that means! nitori: *crying* I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets

nagisa: *singing* a potato flew around my room before you came the rest of the swim club: *unholy screaming*

rei: what up i’m rei i’m 16 and I never fuckin learned how to swim

haru: *watching chefs fighting at restaurant* can I get some mackerel?? can I PLEASE get some mackerel

gou: I’m a lesbian rin: I thought you were japanese

makoto: oh these pens are SO CUTE! haru: dude, that’s kinda gay makoto: haru, we’ve been dating fo-

nagisa: rei your diving was really good today! rei: ohreallybecauseilikedidntevenpracticeitwasjusttotallyimpro- nagisa: oh my god why can’t you just take the friggin cOMPLIMEEEEENT

seijuro: *screaming at rin after episode 12* WHeN. WILL YoU LEaRN. THaT YOuR ACTIONS HAVE CoNsEqUeNcEs?!?!

rin: there’s only one thing worse than being injured rin: *rips off paper to reveal “sousuke being injured”* boom. haru: sousuke rin: no