Through a series of misunderstandings, Alvin, Simon and Theodore come to believe that Dave is going to propose to his new girlfriend in New York City - and dump them. They have three days to get to him and stop the proposal.
The story of a mild-mannered radio executive (Ferrell) who strives to become the best stepdad ever to his wife’s two children, but complications ensue when their freewheeling, freeloading real father arrives, forcing stepdad to compete for the affection of the kids.
today this pregnant woman came into work & tried to pay with a counterfeit $50 bill, then when we were like “this is counterfeit” she was like “ok” like she KNEW & then she sat around for a while and didn’t order anything and used the bathroom and came up and was like “can I get a cup of water” and I was like “water is for paying customers” and she was like “u would deny a pregnant woman water!!!” and I was like “u can’t literally try to get a $3 drink with a fake $50 and then pull the pregnant card!!! that card got revoked as soon as you hit ‘print’” WTF
Okay, so i absolutely LOVE my ship. And I full on believe that they are real and i hope they are. Really, really!!! I really ship them and i ship them like a religion. But. Y'all need to tone it the FUCK down. Don’t hate on a member just because that ship is more shipped than your own. Like Jimin? He’s fucking precious. Do NOT shit talk my baby just because you’re bitter about YOONMIN. Don’t fucking shit talk Hoseok because you’re salty about YOONSEOK. You can ship whoever the hell you wanna ship, but don’t drag down another ship or member just to make yourself feel better about your ship. I DO NOT understand why we just can’t ship ships peacefully and support eachother through and through. Don’t shit talk Taehyung or Jimin because they’re “ruining” your ship moments or whatever.. Like biatch? Excuse you? Some of you guys go as far as HATING a member just because you don’t like TAEKOOK or JIKOOK. Same for the other ships. I’m just pointing out the ones that I’ve PERSONALLY seen the most. You guys are ridiculous and i can’t even. If you guys are already this messed up when it comes to SHIPS that have yet to be confirmed. Then i absolutely fear for when the boys get ACTUAL partners. I’LL BE PRAYING. Stop HATING and start loving and supporting. And when the boys DO get relationships. Please still love and support them. They do so much for us. The least we can do is push them higher.
shaky hands, brittle with the restraint of fear and panic. he stumbles over forming words, body trembling with the wake of his night terrors. he can’t speak, eyes tainted with exhaustion from his mid night wake, the warrior is tense with fright and discomfort. only through the darkness does he reach out, worn palms wrapping softly around the nearby arm. his actions plead for the other to stay.
You were the tulip shaped space
in every moment of my day, blooming
into the seconds of my mind like
the scent of cedar burning.
Still lingers, your lip’s taste
of spearmint and rose hips and
all my fantasies of our future, this kind
infactuation I’ve turned to a pyre.
The tangles of your memories remain,
soot my shirt, my hair, my compassion,
and I fixate on the smudges of black stains,
fixate on why you couldn’t have been the exception.
The blackened remains blow away, embers
Of us, of me, of whoever else remembers.