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snapchat, insta, and quidditch=games that gryffindor JUST CAN’T LOSE. 

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ok so Ron says he doesn’t like spiders because when he was 3 the twins turned his teddy bear into a spider right? the twins are only 2 years older than Ron, which means they were FIVE YEARS OLD when they did this and I’m just??????? like they were five and they didn’t even have WANDS and they managed to deliberately turn a bear into a spider???? even if they managed to steal a wand from their siblings or parents that’s a really tricky bit of transfiguration and at age five most kids are just doing uncontrolled magic….. like TBH in my opinion Fred and George had more innate talent than the trio combined but they just wanted to chill and do pranks and I respect tf out of that

“What Harry found most unusual about life at Ron’s, however, wasn’t the talking mirror or the clanking ghoul: It was the fact that everybody there seemed to like him.”

I’m fucking sobbing

au where JK Rowling leaves Fred Weasley the fuck alone

I think Hogwarts students really didn’t take advantage of or appreciate their GIANT FUCKING BATHTUBS WITH MAGICAL BUBBLES AND SCENTS THAT MADE THEIR BATH FEEL LIKE ALL OF LUSH SHOVED INTO A FUCKING SWIMMING POOL