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The Human Names masterpost

In fanfiction especially, many people like to use the human names. I also noticed that many people use the wrong names, pronounce these names wrong, don’t know how to pronounce them at all (I’m looking at you Poland), or are just confused on human names in general. So here is a list of all the names officially confirmed in Hetalia. I will make another post for unofficial names another time. If you want something added or think I forgot something, feel free to tell me. 
NOTE: No nyotalia names are officially confirmed by Himaruya. 

Character:
Name:
Pronunciation:
Misconceptions:
Extra info:

Character: Italy Veneziano
Name: Feliciano Vargas
Pronunciation: Fe-lee-chya-no 
Misconceptions: Many pronounce it as Fe-lee-see-a-no.
Extra info: Vargas is actually a Spanish surname, but comes from Alberto Vargas, an Italian Artist. 

Character: Germany
Name: Ludwig
Pronunciation: Lood-veeg
Misconceptions: His last name is not Bielschmidt. That is Prussia’s last name. He was never given a cannon last name.
Extra info:

Character: Japan
Name: Kiku Honda (本田菊)
Pronunciation: Kee-koo Honda (Think of the car)
Misconceptions:
Extra info: Eastern order is Honda Kiku. 

Character: England 
Name: Arthur Kirkland
Pronunciation: Ar-thur Kerk-land
Misconceptions:
Extra info:

Character: France
Name: Francis Bonnefoy
Pronunciation: Fron-cees Bon-ne-fwah
Misconceptions: foy is another spelling for foi.
Extra info: An alternative for his first name is François (Fron-swah)

Character: America
Name: Alfred F. Jones
Pronunciation: (Most of you are American so I think you know how to pronounce this)
Misconceptions:
Extra info: The F stands for Franklin, Foster, or Fucking. It is unconfirmed which.

Character: Russia
Name: Ivan Braginsky (Иван Брагинский)
Pronunciation: ee-vahn brag-in-skee
Misconceptions: This name is mispronounced as Eye-van constantly. Braginski is an incorrect spelling, and is actually a Polish name.
Extra info: Vanya (Vahn-yah) can be used as a nickname, for it is often used in Russia.

Character: China
Name: Yao Wang (王耀, Yào Wáng)
Pronunciation: Yao Wong
Misconceptions: No, his last name is not pronounced the same way the slang term for penis is. 
Extra info: Eastern order is Wang Yao.

Character: Austria
Name: Roderich Edelstein
Pronunciation: Road-air-risch Ay-dehl-stine
Misconceptions: 
Extra info: Edelstein is commonly found among Jewish families in Austria.

Character: Belarus
Name: Natalya Arlovskaya (Belarussian: Наталля Арлоўская. Russian:Наталья Арловская)
Pronunciation: Nah-tahl-yah Ahr-lohv-ska-ya
Misconceptions:
Extra info: Natalia is a western variation, but the Belarusian language would spell it as Natalya. (Technically, her name has 2 Ls in it so it should be Natallya, but I suggest using Natalya)

Character: Canada
Name: Matthew Williams
Pronunciation: (Most of the fan base knows how to pronounce this)
Misconceptions: 
Extra info: 

Character: Egypt
Name: Gupta Muhammad Hassan (غوبتا محمد حسن)
Pronunciation: ghoob-ta mu-ham-med Hah-sahn (accent the H)
Misconceptions: 
Extra info: Gupta is an Indian name. There is also no P in the Arabic language. (Hima fuck up counter: 1.5)

Character: Estonia
Name: Eduard von Bock
Pronunciation: Edward von Bahk
Misconceptions:
Extra info: von Bock is actually a German last name (Hima fuck up counter: 2.5)

Character: Finland 
Name: Tino Väinämöinen 
Pronunciation: Tee-no Vine-uh-moi-nen
Misconceptions:
Extra info: Tino is rarely used in Finland. Many use Timo instead. (Hima fuck up counter: 3.5)

Character: Greece
Name: Heracles Karpusi (Greek: Ηρακλής Καρπούζης or Iraklis Karpuzis)
Pronunciation: Hair-a-kleez Kar-poo-zeez
Misconceptions:
Extra info: Karpusi is not a real Greek last name. It is the Greek word for watermelon. (Hima fuck up counter: 4.5)

Character: Hungary
Name: Erzsébet Héderváry 
Pronunciation: Air-zee-bet Hay-dair-vah-ree
Misconceptions: 
Extra info: This is a name that is said to have a romanji dispute. Elizabeta, Elizaveta, Elizabeth, and Erzsébet are all possible spellings. But recent findings from Hungarian followers have told me it is Erzsébet. Eastern Order is Héderváry Erzsébet.

Character: Latvia
Name: Raivis Galante
Pronunciation: Ray-vis Gah-lahn-tay
Misconceptions:
Extra info: Galante is an Italian surname, however, this last name comes from a Latvian opera singer. (so I can only give a half point. HFUC: 5)

Character: Liechtenstein
Name: Erika Vogel
Pronunciation: Air-ih-ka Voh-gel
Misconceptions: Lilli Zwingili is often to be mistaken for her real name.
Extra info: While it was not official, all the other suggested first names were removed later…So that left Erika Vogel.

Character: Lithuania
Name: Tolys Laurinaitis
Pronunciation: Toh-lees Lor-in-eye-tis
Misconceptions: The most disputed romanji mistranslation ever. Since the L is nonexistant in the Japanese language, many think his name is Toris. Toris isn’t a real name…anywhere. It is a dog name though. Tolys, however, is a real Lithuanian name. I believe it was just lost in translation. 
Extra info: Oh boy…glad that’s over. (Oh no Poland’s next…)

Character: Poland
Name: Feliks Łukasiewicz
Pronunciation: Feh-leeks Woo-kah-sheh-veech
Misconceptions: 
Extra info: Why Poland why?

Character: Prussia
Name: Gilbert Beilschmidt
Pronunciation: Gill-bert Bile-shmitt
Misconceptions:
Extra info: In German, when 2 vowels are next to each other, the second vowel is pronounced (like my last name).

Character: Italy Romano
Name: Lovino Vargas
Pronunciation: Loh-veen-oh
Misconceptions:
Extra info: Lovino is not an Italian first name. It is a last name. Romano actually is a first name in Italy. (HFUC: 6)

Character: Sealand
Name: Peter Kirkland
Pronunciation: …
Misconceptions:
Extra info:

Character: South Korea
Name: Yong Soo Im (임용수)
Pronunciation: (as spelled)
Misconceptions:
Extra info: When addressing him on a first name basis, use Yong Soo. Eastern Order: Im Yong Soo

Character: Spain
Name: Antonio Fernández Carriedo
Pronunciation: An-toh-nee-oh Fer-nan-dez Cah-ree-ed-o
Misconceptions: Many are confused if his first surname is Fernandez or Hernandez. Fernandez is the most reliable. 
Extra info:

Character: Sweden
Name: Berwald Oxenstierna
Pronunciation: Ber-vald Ohks-en-stjærn-a
Misconceptions:
Extra info:

Character: Switzerland
Name: Basch Zwingli
Pronunciation: Bahsh Zveen-gee-lee
Misconceptions: Many often use Vash, however, Basch has a more historical signifigance. But either is acceptable to use.
Extra info:

Character: Turkey
Name: Sadık Adnan
Pronunciation: Sah-dick Ahd-nahn
Misconceptions: When spelling his name, never use the englise “i”. Always use the Turkish “ı”
Extra info: Sadık is actually a Turkish surname rather than a first name. (HFUC: 7)

If there’s any pronunciation I got wrong, please tell me. I would really appreciate it.

~Kolko

Give My Love to Huckleberry Finn - Part Five

On Friday night, Cece had the house to herself. Her family had gone to see Jeff’s parents and though she’d been invited along, she didn’t want to go. She always felt out of place around them, as if she were trying to wedge herself into something she wasn’t and never really would be a part of.  

           Taking advantage of her time alone, she queued up a romantic comedy on Netflix and settled into the couch with a bowl of popcorn. But the opening credits hadn’t even finished rolling before the house phone began to ring.

           She groaned, grabbing the remote and pausing her film. She nearly let it go to voicemail – after all, the only people who called on the landline anymore were telemarketing companies – but something in her couldn’t ignore it.

           When she saw an unfamiliar Franklin Foster on the Caller I.D., she frowned and offered a wary, “Hello?”

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Conflicts of Interest - librariankiss - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 9/?
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Loki/Tony Stark
Characters: Tony Stark, Loki (Marvel), Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Pepper Potts, James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Aldrich Killian, Thor (Marvel), Odin (Marvel), Nick Fury, Frigga (Marvel), Heimdall (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel), Franklin “Foggy” Nelson
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Lawyers, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Family Drama, Tony Has Issues, Bruce Banner & Tony Stark Friendship, Loki Needs a Hug, Aldrich Killian having a doctorate is very important to me
Summary:

Thanks to some foolish words spoken at a party, Tony is being sued by Aldrich Killian. Rhodey isn’t talking to him, Bruce isn’t doing so good, and Pepper’s had enough. So at the advice of lawyer Natasha Romanoff, she hires image consultant Loki Laufeyson to teach Tony to behave. But Tony finds that what he really wants to learn is what’s tormenting Loki, and if he can help him deal with it.

I’ve decided to add two more celebs to the blog and their characters. That will take it up to 22 and that is all I will accept requests for. I can’t update the celebrity/character list right now but I will in the morning. Also I’ve decided that I won’t post 22 imagines every day, but will post whenever I have requests just as long as they are for the celebs or their characters.

The people I’m adding are;

Robert Downey Jr

His characters;

Tony Stark from Iron Man/The Avengers
Sherlock Holmes from Sherlock Holmes
Peter Highman from Due Date
Steve Lopez from The Soloist

And

Chris Pine

His characters;

Captain James T Kirk from Star Trek (reboot)
Steve Trevor from Wonder Woman
Jake Hardin from Just My Luck
Franklin Foster from This Means War

anonymous asked:

I'm gonna be a bitch and anonymously correct that Himaruya stated that the F in Alfred F. Jones could stand for either Franklin, Foster, or F**k. 8DDDDD Based on the actors in the latest American movies he's watched shouting it so often.

thank you for that.

I did mention that it was my head canon tho.

I really like the idea that it’s fuck, tho. lol

all I have is one last chance, I won’t turn my back on you.

take my hand, drag me down, if you fall, then I will too

and I can’t save what’s left of you..

ᵐᵃᵈᵉ ᵇʸ [ᵇˢ]

COMPLETE: Post-Death Annuities and Insurance
Post-Death Annuities and Insurance (98507 words) by Amuly
Chapters: 19/19
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, Carol Danvers/Wanda Maximoff, Luke Cage/Jessica Jones
Characters: Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Carol Danvers, Wanda Maximoff, Luke Cage, Jessica Jones, Sam Wilson (Marvel), James “Bucky” Barnes, Pepper Potts, Danny Rand, Obadiah Stane, Valeria Richards, Reed Richards, Susan Storm (Fantastic Four), Franklin Richards, Jane Foster (Marvel)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Zombie Apocalypse, Lab Sex, Office Sex, First Time, First Kiss, Developing Relationship, Meet-Cute, Alternate Universe, Science Fiction, Anal Sex, Secret Identity, Zombies, Alternate Universe - Zombies, Wall Sex, Blow Jobs, Kitchen Sex, Deepthroating, Face-Fucking, Snowballing
Summary:

Steve Rogers is a struggling artist in a world where unemployment rates are sky-high. Zombies are the number one source of blue-collar labor, meaning the baby boomers won’t give up their day jobs even after they’ve died. Steve takes a job as a night guard at Stark Solutions as a way to get by. There, he meets an enigmatic and handsome lab rat named Tony, who works just about as odd hours as Steve. Only not everything is as it seems. There is a mystery surrounding Tony, surrounding Stark Solutions as a whole, and Steve is just unfortunate enough to get tangled up in it.

A/N: DONE. If you’ve been waiting to read this fic, here you go. FINISHED. And I recommend grabbing the download if you want to read it later, because I do plan on taking this down ~eventually~ to try and get it published as an original work.

in the dark, I can feel you in my sleep. in your arms I feel you breathe into me, forever hold this heart that I will give to you, forever I will live for you..

#awake and alive

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