Fort-Fun

Things that make me happy!: Age regression addition

*“are you sleepy baby?”
* My sippy cup filled with juice or warm vanilla milk
* bubble baths with toys!!
* Cuddles! All the cuddles !
* kiddy shows
* My stuffies 😍
* warm and fuzzy socks
* animal onesies !
* coloring books
* New coloring pencils and crayons
* My paci
* Animals and going to the zoo !
* Amusement parks
* Juice boxes
* play dates!!
* New toys
* Happy happy music
*“Don’t hurt my baby!”
*“are you okay, little one? ”
* Candy
*“shhh it’s alright don’t cry, I’ll make it all better”
* blanket forts
* Fun shaped food!
*“you’re too small for that, let me do that!”
*“Just regress for me, I’ll take care of you”
* My age regression friends
* smiling
* jumping up and down
* baby babble
* Soft smelling scents
* being warm and comfortable
* forehead kisses
* gentle hugs
* the sound of rain when I cuddle with someone
* clapping excitedly !
* Vibrant colors

anonymous asked:

Supercorp: Kara comes home to see Lena and their toddler in a makeshift fort.

Kara landed softly on the balcony that Lena had insisted be installed when they moved into their new house; it was out of sight and meant that Kara didn’t have to worry about being seen when Supergirl was needed.

She entered the hallway, unclipping her cape as she walked towards the bedroom. Kara hung it up; there had been too many discussions with Lena about just leaving her cape pooled on the floor, she quickly changed and headed towards the kitchen where her nose was telling her Lena had been baking cookies.

With three cookies in her mouth and two more stashed in her pocket for later, Kara wandered towards the living room where she knew she would find her wife and daughter. What she didn’t expect was to see an expertly made fort taking up the majority of the room; chairs had been carefully stacked upon tables and what Kara estimated was the entirely of their linen collection was hung, tied and secured in place.

‘Someone’s been busy!’ Kara smiled as she surveyed what could only be her wife’s handiwork.

She heard a giggle from inside the fort and her heart melted. Suddenly a head popped up through the middle and Lena beamed as she saw Kara. She was dressed in one of Kara’s checked shirts, her hair piled on top of her head in a messy bun.

‘Jess wanted to build a fort…’ Lena explained waving her hands around.

‘Mommy helped meeeee!’ a little voice yelled from inside.

‘Hey Munchkin!’ Kara giggled, ‘can I come in the fort?’

‘Password!’ was the yelled response. ‘No helping’ Jess added pointedly, looking at Lena.

Lena looked down at the little four year old who was standing with hands on her hips and chuckled; it was amazing at times how much she mirrored Kara in her stance, but the attitude; she was becoming more and more like her namesake everyday.

Lena remembered confronting her secretary, her friend, after she realised how many ‘accidental’ dinners with Kara Jess had sent them on, finally forcing them to admit their feelings for each other. Jess had chuckled, for a genius it took you a long time to realise love was right in front of you, which had caused Lena to laugh loudly. She had brushed off any thanks Lena had tried to bestow on her and jokingly told her they could name their first child after her… and so they had.

‘Cookie!’ Kara yelled out as she pulled out one of the cookies from her pocket.

There was a slight giggle as one side of the fort wobbled slightly.

‘OK, not cookie… How about Hippopotamus!’ Kara tried, thinking about the book Jess was currently obsessed with, demanding it be read every night.

‘Nope!’

Kara looked at Lena, utterly unsure of what the brilliant mind of their daughter had come up with. Lena grinned and subtly brushed her hand over her chest.

‘Supergirl!’ Kara smiled as she realised the hint her wife was giving her.

‘Yes!’ Jess squealed, ‘you can come in!’

Kara floated over the arm of the sofa to where the entrance seemed to be, before crawling in to finally see her daughter. Jess met her at the doorway and excitedly pulled her through, pointing out the various ‘sections’ to the fort. There was an area for colouring in, one corner had most of the cushions from the sofa and a small collection of books and the small chess set Lena had brought from her penthouse was also set up.

‘It’s nearly your bedtime Jess’ Lena said softly, knowing the argument that was about to occur.

True to form, Jess pouted, the spitting image of Kara.

‘How about we read a book in here, then you can go up?’ Lena suggested.

Jess nodded and reached over to pick up her favourite book;  Hugo the Hippopotamus and snuggled in between her mothers, helping to turn the pages and giggling at the various voices they made.

When Kara closed the book, Jess immediately reached for another, deciding to try and push her luck.

‘Jessica Alexandra Luthor’ Lena called out pointedly, ‘we had a deal.’

Jess scrunched her nose up at hearing her full name and opened her mouth to protest.

‘Uh huh’ Kara interjected, ‘up to bed, come on.’

Jess sighed but made her way out of the fort, taking her book with her. Her mothers followed, bringing the rest of her belongings.

‘I’ll tidy up down here, you make sure she actually goes to sleep…’ Lena chuckled at Kara, knowing their daughter had a habit of pretending to sleep.

Kara scooped up Jess and carried the squealing toddler upstairs.

Lena sighed in contentment as she tidied away the chess set and colouring in books at the domestic life she never thought she would end up with. She found herself wondering at times if it was all real; Kara as her wife and their beautiful daughter,  it was something she never imagined happening because of her last name. The name Kara had insisted on taking when they got married;

You’ve worked too hard to turn the Luthor name into one recognised for good.

Your last name doesn’t define who you are.

Lena Luthor is who I fell in love with; I love you because of it, not in spite of it.

A Super and a Luthor; it has to be one of the greatest love stories ever told.

Lena was brought out of her musings by the sound of her wife coming down the stairs.

‘She’s asleep, actually asleep’ Kara clarified, ‘I’m going to grab us a drink’ she smiled as she headed back towards the kitchen.

Lena chuckled; it was obvious Kara was making another cookie stop. She leaned over the back of the sofa to switch on the fairy lights she had hung in the fort earlier, before turning off the main lights in the living room. She quickly slid off her jeans and crawled back into the fort to rearrange the pillows to lay down on, letting her hair out of the bun and running her fingers through it a few times.

‘Password!’ Lena playfully called out as she saw Kara approach the fort by the shadow on the sheets.

‘Supergirl’ Kara chuckled.

‘Uh huh’ Lena teased, ‘that was for the family fun fort earlier; this fort is strictly adults only…’

Kara stuck her head in the entrance, her breath hitching in her throat as she caught sight of her wife illuminated by the twinkling lights, clad only in her shirt and knickers.

‘You’re beautiful’ Kara husked out, slightly in awe.

‘Close enough’ Lena purred as Kara made her way towards her.

Kara crawled until her lips were millimetres from Lena; only closing the gap when she heard the spike in Lena’s heart rate.

Dwarf Fortress Fun Fact:

If you have some enemies turn into undead via a cloud of eerie ash (or other substitute), they sometimes will continue to fight each other even after they’re all dead, then they’ll wander off the map. Easy peasy!

More fun fact: Should you see something weird on the now-dead bodies of the merchant caravan that showed up literally inside an ash cloud and instantly reanimated, double check to make sure it’s not particulates from the ash cloud. If your dorfs touch those with their bare, grubby hands, they will absolutely turn into zambies, sending your fort into an instant spiral of reanimation and terror!

You know, for future reference, since apparently I forgot syndrome dust is a thing.

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During one of my previous volcano forts, I had a !!FUN!! sized zombie siege of ~30 undead. I ordered everyone inside, and closed the gates. It was then I noticed 2 children still outside, obliviously playing as the horde approaches. I was sad, but there was nothing I can do. These children weren’t worth risking the whole fort by opening the gate. 

The Zombies came and killed one of them within seconds in a brutal explosion of guts and bones. The second child (his name was Rovod) somehow dodged them all, gaining a level or two in the process, and ran. 

The zombies chased him for months, across the brooks and in the dried pools and over the mountainside. Everytime they caught up to him, he dodged all of their blows and escaped. By now Rovod was a talented dodger. 

Now two things should be noted- My fort’s entrance was located in a shallow canyon winding into the mountainside. Into the canyon walls I dug pipes that bring lava from the volcano and can be used to flood the canyon. I had used it on a few unlucky undead who passed by, and a lot of lava had still remained on the floor. 

Feeling that I owed Rovod for how well he survived, I evacuated the civilians from the gate hallway and stationed my militia there. I opened the gate, and Rovod began running towards it. 

The zombies were chasing him, but he was faster. Rovod entered the entry canyon with at least 30 tiles between him and the horde. He was mere seconds from making it. 

Suddenly a group of 5 or so zombies jumped down from the level below, chasing a yak. The saw Rovod and began closing on him. Rovod was now stuck in the canyon between two groups of undead. 

It was then that my militia commander jumped out, and attacked the zombies. They now targetted him instead of Rovod. He fought valiantly, and brought down 3 zombies. 

Then he dodged into one of the lava pools, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke and steam and cooked flesh that covered the whole canyon. Amid the confusion, Rovod escaped, dodging every one of the attacks. 

The gate was closed, and the smoke cleared. The militia commander saved Rovod at the cost of his life. 

But the sacrifice was in vain- Not a week later, the zombies caught up with him. He dodged all but one of the blows, but one was enough. Rovod died, and my fort soon followed.

(via DF art album #7 part 1 - Album on Imgur)

anonymous asked:

Hello! I have no idea if asks are open or not, sorry if they aren't ^^; But can I request some fluffy Fort Max relationship headcanons with a human s/o? Also good luck with this blog, I am looking forward to see your progress! :D

AW YE AW YE HERE WE GO!

  • Shoulder sitting. 
  • “I’m taller than you Tailgate.”

  • “That’s not fair! CYCLONUS PICK ME UP.”

  • “Still taller.”

  • “D:<”

  • Fort Max likes hearing his s/o go on about how tough he is

  • Lil companion he brings everywhere

  • “Can you not…bring your human with you?”

  • “Either you let me bring my s/o or you don’t get me at all.”

  • Helps him with nightmares and ptsd spells

  • Likes to hide in his shoulder compartments

  • Human gets to sit on top of shelves and surprise people because Fort Max lets them climb up there.

  • If his s/o makes a mistake he puts them in time out

  • Time out is a small box on top of a shelf

  • “Think about what you did”

  • “IT’S DARK IN HERE”

  • “I’ll be back in thirty minutes.”

  • “D:”

  • Whispering pranks to each other

  • “FORT MAX.” “They suggested it.” “He sug–WOW, SNITCH.”

  • Cuddling up to his face

  • Climbing up to his face and booping his nose

  • Hiding from others in his compartments

  • “Where’s your s/o?” “Dunno.” “Max you never leave your partner, they’re nearby and I demand to know where they are.” “¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

  • Whispering when they’re falling asleep

  • His voice is soothing when he’s tired

  • Curling up next to his head when he recharges 

  • Human s/o has never felt so safe

  • “Fuck with me, you fuck with my giant badass boyfriend”

  • Don’t fuck with the human you will not survive

  • “Tell me some cool fighting stories!”

  • Fist bumps

  • Inside jokes all over the place

  • When Fort Max loses sight of them, he calls out his s/o’s favorite ‘come find me’ phrase. 

  • “Need help finding the human?” “Nah, watch this. WHAT TEAM?”

  • “WILDCATS!”

  • “There they are.”

  • Learning cheers and chants together

  • “Small and angry, three o’ clock”

  • Human watches their back for fun

I got inspired by radishezrom to attempt something psychedelic (and rhack) because I’ve never done it before and she makes it look cool… I don’t think it’s something I’ll do a lot, but it was fun to try something new. Plus she does it a million times better oop

Music: Come Back Clean(Kaskade Remix) - The Crystal Method

Sleepover Sentence Starters

“One more hour!”
“I brought beer.”
“Do you still have (insert board game)?”
“We should go egg your neighbor’s house.”
“Psst.. hey.. we should play Smash Bros.”
“We’re out of snacks.”
“All nighter, you and me, first one to sleep buys the other dinner.”
“Shh! My parents are asleep!”
“Are you still awake..?”
“I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”
“Wanna bake cookies?”
“I think it’ll be a bit difficult to play Twister with only two people.”
“Move over! I’m falling off the bed.”
“Let’s see who can stay awake the longest.”
“You’re positive there isn’t a monster under your bed?”
“I’m cold, do you have any more blankets?”
“Get your dog to cuddle on the bed with us.”
“Scary movie marathon!”
“I swear to god if you wake up my parents!”
“Can yo turn off the light since you’re closer?”
“You keep taking the blanket, give me some.”
“Remember when (insert memory)?”
“Scary stories!!!”
“When was the last time we made a blanket fort?”
“Don’t make fun of me, but.. I had a bad dream.“
“I’m the absolute best at Mario Kart, so long as I’m (insert character).”
“We should make a fake crime scene to scare the shit outta your parents.”
“I’m gonna go make a sandwich, you want one?”

“Go. To. Sleep.”

girlfriend! kim taeyeon

Originally posted by jumataeng

  • taeyeon prefers indoor dates but that doesn’t mean that the two of you only have dates consisting of movies and ramen noodle dinners. every so often taeyeon and you like to have competitions on who can build the best and most stable pillow fort just for the fun of it, it’s also the best thing since it becomes an obstacle course.
  • whenever girls generation has a concert whether its in japan or america she will make sure that there is a ticket reserved just for you, with one of the best seats in the house. majority of the time you aren’t able to go but that does not stop tae.
  • when tae dyed her own hair that one time that resulted in her cutting her hair short, you were the one she immediately called when she knew it was ruined and you were forced to help her cut it too.
  • there is little if not no pda, now there might be the occasional hand holding but only if you two are in a crowded place and you don’t want to lose each other. 
  • candles are everywhere in your shared house/apartment, its literally a chore lighting candles and then blowing them out every day.
  • in the past taeyeon struggled with depression and there are times when she feels down but for her the best thing to help her feel happy is to just be with you, your presence alone calms her.
  • when taeyeon colors in her adult coloring books you like to take your favorite ones and hang them on the fridge much to her embarrassment.
  • kissing tae is light and feathery, when tae initiates a kiss her lips feel as though they’re just barely touching yours.
  • when it’s winter time the best thing to do is to steal one of taeyeon’s thick cardigans since she has like a hundred and just bundle yourself in them.
  • everyone expects your instagram posts to be lovely and beautiful but almost always you two post selfies with the weirdest faces ever.
  • weird facial expressions are seriously your relationship aesthetic.
  • every sunday if tae doesn’t have a schedule, the two of you like to bake cookies together because nothing is better than ending the week by eating cookies.
  • when you two cuddle in bed, you both like to give each other space so laying back with tae’s head in the crook of your neck is the best cuddle position for you two until ginger decides to walk on your stomachs.
  • disney movie marathons are your relationships most loved traditions.
  • whenever tae has a long break time, you two immediately start planning your next road trip around Korea.
  • each time taeyeon goes overseas she takes a piece of your clothing to cuddle with, it helps her fell asleep easier because it smells like you. one time she took your favorite circle skirt and then once she took your worn out pajama shirt.
  • taeyeon painting your nails as a sort of stress reliever for the both of you. it’s easy for you calm down just by watching her, the way she holds you hold delicately, and how she looks content and focused while painting.
  • going shopping with each other is always hilarious because you both goof off the entire time earning rude stares from other customers but honestly who cares what they think.
  • tae softly singing to you, “mareumyeon naman hollo, namgyeojilkka neomunado duryeowossjyo. geudaen bicccheoreom bi gaen dwicheoreom, nae maeum tteooreujyo irreohge.”
  • out of all the snsd women, taeyeon is by far the gentlest during sex, she doesn’t enjoy rough or fast love making because then it doesn’t feel real to her. tae likes to take her time to appreciate every aspect of each other which results in tae’s light feathery touches that are absolute heaven. some people might think that taeyeon is quite during sex, and she is on the quiet side od the scale but she whispers to you more than anything.
  • overall taeyeon is a adorkable, hilarious girlfriend that should be cherished always.
badboy!min yoongi au

ok so i have been putting off making a bts aus side blog because i never stick with writing blogs that i’ve made but i got inspirationg for badboy!yoongi when i was in the shower like ten minutes ago so here i am and here you are and i hope you enjoy this 

  • okay so to start off with bad boy min suga’s appearance
  • black haired yoongi. black haired yoongi with a beanie all the way
  • that is badboy!yoongi fight me on this
  • for the most part i think his appearance would pretty much match how he dressed during the no more dream era
  • besides maybe the rich housewife hairstyle but idk who knows maybe sometimes he’s feeling edgy and does that before he heads to his underground rapping thing
  • so you two are both college students, maybe juniors
  • you both have apartments in the same building a little ways away from campus
  • you don’t have a roommate but yoongi bear is roommies with our precious leader namjoonie (poor baby was sick and missed the concert today i hope he feels better soon)
  • they’re really really close friends because they’ve been running around together since their sophomore year of high school (they got detention a lot tbh) and they started together in the underground rap scene
  • also it’s not uncommon for their other best friend hobi to crash at their apartment because his roomie is always telling him to stop dancing it annoys the neighbors on the floor below them and telling hobi to stop dancing = no
  • their apartment is a little down the ways from yours
  • you’ve seen yoongi around campus since you were a little freshman and you’ve always been mildly drawn to his bad boy aura and you though he was cute but you never really think about him when you’re not around him
  • but whenever you are you sneak glances and are always subconsciously focused on him (which can be a real problem if you two share a class)
  • it’s kind of like a crush but not really because you don’t know his name and you only see him every so often and you’re okay with it staying like that because you’re not #creepy
  • you’re pretty much the dictionary definition of good girl 
  • in fact you may take it a step too far
  • you’re not one of those annoying “be quiet i can’t hear the teacher!!!” kind of good girls but rather the “i may only ever watch animated movies and i’ve never even been tipsy even though i’m over or at the legal drinking age” kind of good girl
  • you’re never really embarrassed by it because yes maybe you’re a bit naive but you look cute af(udge) in you pastel dresses and high waisted jeans and ballet slipper shoes and building blanket forts is fun gosh darn it and you’re not going to give it up just because the rest of the people your age are boring and out destroying their livers every weekend.
  • you and namjoon know each other sort of
  • the university y’all go to is kind of small so you often have the same classes with a few people in some other class ya know what i mean
  • and you and joonie have shared a lot of classes together and even been paired up for some projects and one time studied for a final together when you bumped into each other in the library one time
  • so you’re not friend friends but you’re friendly acquaintances who smile when you see each other around campus and small talk in line at the cafe if you notice each other and have each others numbers for school purposes 
  • everyone knows he and yoongs are besties and everyone is a little !!!! around them and the rest of their friends because it’s not like they’re a gang or anything but they are very active in the underground rap scene and the people who hang around their aren’t known for being very nice in your city and maybe they’ve gotten in trouble with the cops a few times maybe they’ve been caught doing some graffiti maybe they’ve been into their fair share of rumbles as well
  • even you were pretty !!! about being paired up with joonie for a project your freshman year but then while you guys were working on it in the library you see him almost knock over an entire shelf of books and break his own calculator all in a span of like five minutes so you’re like naw this kid is cool
  • but this isn’t about joonie
  • this is about yoongi
  • but kind of back to joonie because he’s how you two meet
  • this is way long i’m so sorry
  • you’re in the campus cafe between some classes and you’re just minding your own business listening to some tunes and messing around on your phone waiting for your cotton candy frappe
  • and in walks joonie and yoongi
  • namjoon sees you and makes his way over to sit at your booth because he has to ask you for some notes he missed in your psychology class because he was “sick” *cough*writingdissesforanupcomingrapbattle*cough*
  • and you’re like sure i got you
  • and as he’s copying them down and making small talk you keep glancing at yoongi because it’s him!!!!! the mysterious good-looking fella who always falls asleep on benches around campus!!! 
  • and namjoon doesn’t notice you glancing at yoongi but he does notice how yoongi is acting distant and a little less friendly than he usually would towards a stranger becuase surprise!!! yoongi has had the same almost crush on you all this time too!!!! 
  • and so namjoon sense this and is like hEY have you met my friend yoongi here ;) ;) ;) ;)
  • they kind of sabotage each other like they used to do in their vlog things they did a lot
  • and yoongi immediately tenses up and gets flustered and pinches namjoon in the stomach under the table 
  • but despite it being obvious and despite namjoon grinning like a madman at his friend’s reaction you just chalk it up to him being mysterious and a bad boy and probably not wanting anything to do with a girl with a five inch bow in her hair and a disney princess backpack
  • so namjoon finishes copying your notes and hands them back and leaves but not without a very obvious “WE will see you later bye!” while nudging yoongi in the side
  • and you don’t see this but when they get out of the store yoongi beats the crAP out of joonie for embarrassing him and joonie is just like I KNEW IT
  • so now you also wave politely to yoongi when you see him around even though you’re still a little !!!! around him because you don’t know how much of his reputation is true
  • he only ever answers your hello with a head nod and maybe sometimes a grunt if he’s feeling friendly
  • again you chalk it up to you not being his type
  • so you kind of give up on that little crush you had because what would an underground rapper with the name agust d want with a girl who spend last night sobbing into a glass of strawberry milk while watching The Titanic
  • until one evening there’s a knock on your door
  • you open it and it’s yoongi and he looks at you as if he’s debating on something
  • and you’re just like “hi yoongi can i help you”
  • and he just sighs and says “i accidentally locked myself about of the apartment and namjoon is studying with some friends at the library so the nerd won’t be back for hours and my bladder is about to burst can i please use your bathroom”
  • so of course you let him in and you’re holding back a chuckle because this is funny but then you stop laughing when you realize he’s going to see your apartment with your pink walls and teacup collection and the dISNEY PLUSHES YOU KEEP ON YOUR COUCH
  • and he does see it
  • he stops a few feet into your apartment and just looks around and you’re holding your breath because there is no way in heck he’s going to think you’re cool now
  • and then he looks you in the eye and in the most even and deadpan voice you’ve ever heard to this day says “you are the cutest thing ever”
  • and you’re suave right you catch yourself before you freak out and just say thank you and smile
  • but when he turns his back to head into the bathroom your face is literally the equivalent of the smirking emoji
  • like heck yea prestigious underground rapper agust d thinks your cute heck yea heck yea
  • so he leaves after saying thank you and things kind of go back to normal 
  • a few weeks later you’re coming home from your job at forever 21 in the mall and you’re waiting for the elevator
  • the doors open and guess who it is!!!
  • it’s joonie and yoongi!
  • and namjoonie sees you and he kind of exclaims loudly and is like thank goodness you’re here you need to come with us i stopped by your apartment but you weren’t there and we need a favor
  • and you’re like !!! what!!!
  • “we kind of made a bet with this other rapper that we could bring more supporters to the rap battle tonight than he could and every last person counts please come with us this guy is a jerk we really want to beat him”
  • and your kind of scared because that’s not really your scene but you don’t want to be offensive and be like “naw that’s dangerous i’ve heard stories about people getting hurt their y’all are a bad influence”
  • so you go with the classic “i don’t think i’m properly dressed for this” because you’re wearing like a high waisted skater skirt with white vans and a sweater with hello kitty on it
  • and yoongi without thinking about it goes “you look wonderful don’t worry about it” then he realizes what he says and to avoid namjoon’s teasing he stuff his hands in his pockets and looks at the ground
  • and once again you’re all smirking emoji face
  • so you get to the place and the boys introduce you to hobi who’s there waiting to get this started
  • basically the jerk guy that namjoon was talking about challenged the three of them to a rap battle saying that all three of them couldn’t beat him by himself
  • and the boys accepted and put this together 
  • and before the battle begins yoongi keeps glancing over at you before turning to hobi and joonie and expressing his concern for leaving you alone here while they’re preforming and you haven’t failed to notice how he’s been holding on to the sleeve of your sweater so you wouldn’t get separated or lost
  • and hobi’s like lol don’t worry brah
  • because then up walks jungkook and jimin who are apart of hobi’s dance crew and have been hanging with joonie and yoongs for about a year now
  • so they stay with you while the other three perform 
  • this is so long but it’s almost done i promise
  • do their challenger gets done with his rap if it can even be called that and then hobi and joonie and yoongi bear step up and literally spit fire and put the other guy to shame
  • and when yoongi’s rapping you’re just like
  • :D :D :D :D :D N I C E :D :D :D :D :D
  • and when you see the passion in him that little crush becomes not so little
  • so after everything is all said and done the boys decide they want ice cream because they’re all actually five year olds
  • and as you guys are walking around the dark city in search of an ice cream shop that’s still open you realize that these boys aren’t so scary after all because they’re giant walking memes
  • you counted the times jungkook made a pepe the frog reference and you got up to at least eleven
  • and as you guys enter a more quiet part of town four men walk out of an alley and guess who it is
  • it’s the guy the boys beat and his three little toadies
  • so he’s not very happy at being beat
  • so they start talking smack and even make a few digs at you
  • “who’s the pretty girl, huh? y’all’s pet?”
  • at that comment yoongi gets pretty angry and steps in front of you
  • the other boys kind of form a protective circle around you
  • you’ve never been in a situation like this before but you’re trying to keep your cool and not think about if you’ll never get to hug your stuffed mickey mouse again
  • it’s four against five but they still seem confident they can take bangtan on
  • and you realize why when one of the little toadies pulls out a switchblade
  • and you remain calm and quiet but on the inside you’re officially freaking out and you can feel tears starting to form in your eyes
  • but then a car pulls up to the side of the street y’all are on and guess who steps out
  • the rest of the boys’ friends that’s right it’s jin and taehyung
  • it’s not like they’re a gang or anything but these seven boys have a reputation when they are together and even with the switchblade they don’t stand a chance to win this fight
  • so they start running away as fast as they can and yoongi and jungkook and jimin immediately chase off after them
  • they aren’t going to hurt them they just want to scare them off and make sure they know it’s not okay to mess with them
  • you realize namjoon is talking to you
  • “are you alright?”
  • “yeah i’m just a little shaken up”
  • “if it’s about the knife you shouldn’t have been afraid we all have them too so you would have been perfectly safe with us”
  • “WhAT”
  • “nOTHING”
  • so joonie and jinnie take off after the other three to make sure they’re okay and hobi and taehyung walk you home
  • so it’s like three o’clock in the morning and you’re watching a movie because you’re adrenaline has you wide awake and to be completely honest you’re still a little scared plus you’re worried if the boys are okay especially yoongi
  • there’s a knock on your door and you check through the peep hole and see it’s yoongi
  • so you open up and he’s immediately hugging you and apologizing and begging you not to hate him
  • and you’re just like dude i’m fine just a little freaked out i know you guys would have totally had my back out there
  • he looks at you for a moment and then just starts pouring out how much he likes you and how he was afraid to make a move because he didn’t think he was your type and he was worried you would be afraid of him and all these things and he goes on to say how he thinks it’s adorable how you decorate your apartment and how you dress and that you have an Olaf pencil case that you use in english class
  • and you’re kind of speechless because even though you caught on to his crush on you you never imagined he would be so forward so intentionally
  • he’s still rambling but you’re movie has been paused for the last five minutes so you kiss him on the cheek and tell him you think he’s the most handsome guy on the planet and invite him to stay and finish watching snow white and the seven dwarfs with you
  • he does
  • and then he lets it slip that he hasn’t seen a lot of disney movies so he ends up staying the rest of the night and the next day with you and you two do nothing but watch movies and eat snacks and nap
  • he starts calling you “baby” and you start calling him “suga” because he’s so sweet to you
  • he doesn’t really like you going to more underground rap events because of what happened the first time but every once in a while you tag a long if some of the other boys are there to protect you while he’s performing
  • about a year into y’all’s relationship you attend one
  • and you realize that he’s being introduced as suga

son of a nutcracker this was really long i’ve been typing for an hour

but anyway this is the first au thing i’ve done so please let me know what you think!!!!