I’m having problems with the canon (HP edition)
Harry James Potter, describing a girl
Luna: odd, blonde, wears strange stuff.
Fleur (Canonically the hottest girl around, like): French, kinda hot but yeah whatever.
Cho: she cries.
Ginny (future wife!!!11!): Quidditch, freakles, kinda scary.
Harry James Potter, describing a guy
Cedric: dark hair, bright eyes, really pretty.
Sirius: Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. He’s awesome, I’m trembling. Beautiful.
Tom Riddle: Beautiful, pale, dark hair.
Draco Malfoy: literally sparkles in the sunlight. What is Draco up to? Where’s Draco? Draco, Draco, Draco, Draco. Pointy features. Really pale. Okay, but Draco, Draco, Draco?
How am I supposed to believe that Harry Potter is an heterosexual man?