For real though

I’m having problems with the canon (HP edition)

Harry James Potter, describing a girl

Luna: odd, blonde, wears strange stuff.

Fleur (Canonically the hottest girl around, like): French, kinda hot but yeah whatever.

Cho: she cries.

Ginny (future wife!!!11!): Quidditch, freakles, kinda scary.


Harry James Potter, describing a guy

Cedric: dark hair, bright eyes, really pretty.

Sirius: Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. He’s awesome, I’m trembling. Beautiful.

Tom Riddle: Beautiful, pale, dark hair.

Draco Malfoy: literally sparkles in the sunlight. What is Draco up to? Where’s Draco? Draco, Draco, Draco, Draco. Pointy features. Really pale. Okay, but Draco, Draco, Draco?


How am I supposed to believe that Harry Potter is an heterosexual man?

ABRAXOS IS LITERALLY TOOTHLESS FROM HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON FIGHT ME

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Originally posted by lucidbitch

Goofy, likes cute things, basically an overgrown dog/cat, but also terrifying and loves to fly. He even has parts of him built on

And most of all, he has an inexplicable bond with Hiccup, the first of its kind. Sound familiar?

Originally posted by howtotrainyourdragon

Tina Dayton is so fucking pretty like ????

I can’t fucking handle it

Honestly she’s super pretty, I don’t understand people who try and make fun of her or shit on her for her looks cause it’s like ?????

HAve YOu seen Tina Dayton???

LIKE  Look At this heavenly goddess

SUPER CUTE

ABSOLUTELY 

Adorable

Originally posted by justonebigclusterfuck

Christina, me quedas sin habla

My New Year's Resolution for 2016.

- Drink more tea.
- Start using coconut oil.
- Minimize procrastination.
- Maximize productivity.
- Meditate more.
- Write better.
- Maintain the well being of my physical, mental and spiritual state.
- Stop being haunted by the past.
- Stop being haunted by the idea that you’re wasting your life.
- and finally, do all the things I listed here.