Indepth analysis and solution of "Apple Bottom Jeans"

to this day this song remains a very heated topic of conversation  for many experts but I recently had an epiphany

so we know that shawty has at least some apple bottom jeans and em boots wit da fur (wit the fur!) and that the whole club is looking at her

but then further along we find out that shawty also had saggy sweatpants and the reeboks with the straps 

so either shawty is wearing pants over her head and shoes in her hands or she is some kind of quadruped centaur creature with a questionable fashion sense which could definitely explain why the whole club is looking at her to begin with

but then it came to me…  . .  it never says shawty has any hands or is even hUMAN.. and i was enlighten

it all makes sense now..

shawty is .. . 

a dog

as we all know dogs aren’t the best when it comes to the latest fashion trends 

and fmore snippets of the  lyrics also seem to support this theory

so FloRida spent a lot of money getting a purebred champ line dog (named shawty apparently) that he paid a lot of money for 

the club is probably the akc making sure she is legit(which is why they are all looking at her)

this world is full of enigmas but at least there is one less question plaguing our minds

you are welcome world

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Um…I love what Taylor Swift is doing. You know, just handling her business and having a business mindset and her fans really love her. You know, she caters to them like they’re family. They aren’t fans, they’re family and that’s what I basically try to do as well. But you know Taylor Swift, I love what Kendrick Lamar is doing, I love what Adele is doing-big fan of her.
—  Flo Rida on Taylor Swift when asked: as a music fan, who do you think is doing something really important in music right now? Flo Rida: Live in Austin Revolt special aired on July 4th
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Ever wondered what Low by Flo Rida would sound like acoustic? How about My Neck My Back? Well, we dove into that alternate reality so that YOU didn’t have to. Enjoy our inappropriately acoustic jams.

Ok I’ll respond to

@seaaofdesire

Come on…..Amber Rose continues to dress how she wants to.  Representing herself as what she is.  She was a stripper.  What the fuck is the problem with that??

WHere’s her BA, MA, or PH.D? Uhmmmmm where’s Future’s? Where’s Flo Rida’s? Where’s P Diddy’s?  Where’s Lil’ Wayne’s?  They still represent themselves as gangster drug dealers.  But they are successful in their business ventures and people usually see it as “Well, they probably gained some experience WHILE THEY WERE DEALING”. What the fuck is the difference?  You’re not criticizing them for the way they represent themselves. because if a woman is a stripper she is seen as “tainted” and can’t escape that. BUT a man can continue to rap about drug dealing and he’s idolized and gets his own brand of vodka (Ciroc is fuckin amazing btw) or clothing line or whatever.

where the fuck is your PhD? What gives you the authority and knowledge to speak about this?

Being able to dress how she wants is important to Amber Rose.  Not being judged THE WAY YOU ARE JUDGING HER RIGHT NOW is important to her.  She speaks out about it.  She’s just as good as you, “a feminist”, so shut the fuck up and let her do her thing.

She can wear shit saying “hoe” on it because she’s reclaiming it.  People like you call her all sorts of shit, so she’s owning it.  What is truly wrong with twerking?? Please tell me.  

Why does it matter if she’s twerking in a jumpsuit or a business suit? She’s equally successful either way. More successful than you.  More successful than me.  

How’s Lil’ Wayne representing himself here??? And he doesn’t have to fight back about the stigma of being a drug dealer and user.  If anything, it boosts his “image”.  FFS

How’s Waka Flocka representing himself here??

Please tell me how this:

equates to being unable to achieve success.  Please tell me how that means she isn’t a feminist.  

Anyone can put on a damn suit.  But check it out, his facial tattoos are still showing.  Why is he still taken seriously and given respect? Who’s calling him a ‘ho’, even when he writes about fucking all kinds of women???

Anyone can put on a goddamn suit when it’s appropriate

Oh, there she is, in a fucking suit, at her FUCKING BOOK SIGNING. yES THE BOOK THAT SHE WROTE. WHere’s your book? Where’s Lil Wayne’s book?

Where did she earn the money to pursue these things? How did she get herself in the social circle that allows her mobility through social classes?

OH YEAH THAT’S RIGHT BY STRIPPING

She knows what she’s doing.  She knows she’s beautiful and controversial.  she’s using it to her advantage.  It even worked on you!  We’re talking about her right now! Look there’s her book up there! She’s a household name!

Free marketing! What a brilliant woman!

Now give her the respect she fucking deserves.  And don’t tag me in any of this disgusting shit. ever. again.

and always remember to tip your strippers ;)