Indepth analysis and solution of "Apple Bottom Jeans"
to this day this song remains a very heated topic of conversation for many experts but I recently had an epiphany
so we know that shawty has at least some apple bottom jeans and em boots wit da fur (wit the fur!) and that the whole club is looking at her
but then further along we find out that shawty also had saggy sweatpants and the reeboks with the straps
so either shawty is wearing pants over her head and shoes in her hands or she is some kind of quadruped centaur creature with a questionable fashion sense which could definitely explain why the whole club is looking at her to begin with
but then it came to me… . . it never says shawty has any hands or is even hUMAN.. and i was enlighten
it all makes sense now..
shawty is .. .
as we all know dogs aren’t the best when it comes to the latest fashion trends
and fmore snippets of the lyrics also seem to support this theory
so FloRida spent a lot of money getting a purebred champ line dog (named shawty apparently) that he paid a lot of money for
the club is probably the akc making sure she is legit(which is why they are all looking at her)
this world is full of enigmas but at least there is one less question plaguing our minds
you are welcome world