in all seriousness

i think fleur and hermione would spend several years in france

and they wouldn’t move to england until they have kids, and when they do, fleur teaches them perfect french and they’re little wee bilingual children

so whenever the kids want to tell fleur something “secretive” they tell it to her in french

and it isn’t until they’re 10 when hermione just breaks into laughter because they’re whispering french back and forth and she’s just like

“your mother and I spent four years in france, i can understand every word you’re saying”

cue mortified looks from chilren

“she’s the brightest witch of her age” fleur says, sipping her cup of tea

“yeah, sure muman”

and its not until the kids both go to Hogwarts do they hear all the stories about their moms because before they thought their moms were just witches and both were very modest about their past

so the first year they come back for winter break they’re like “mum you get attached by a trOLL?!?!”

and the second year “unCLE HARRY FOUGHT A SNAKE?? YOU WERE PETRIFIED??" 

and by the forth year the teachers are like "oh and fleur delacour came from beauxbaton” and the kids are like “we know, we know, mums told us the story of how they met a million times”

until they come back from winter break and is like “Maman yOU FOUGHT A DRAGON???”

You know what the best part about loving hp femslash is???? The fact that they are all possible in the same universe.

Like imagine, the crushes and break ups and love triangles. The getting back togethers, the just one dates, the secret smooches in hidden corridors.

Ginny can go out with Cho for a while and then start something with Luna. Hermione can make out a few times with Fleur in her fourth year and then hit it off with Pansy later. The possibilities are endless!


CLEXA (please be endgame)

CAMREN (wish they’re real but they said they’re not lesbians so chill) bruh. DELUSIONS! They’re separately single! they are real!

FLEURMIONE (OMG please read their fanfics they’re so compatible)


BRITTANA (ENDGAME BITCHES! where the hell is the spin-off?)

HEYA (”maybe” there’s something going on before. I dunno ask their trailer.)

ACHELE (they we’re real at some point. Do not argue with me.)

FABERRY (should’ve happened. they made a mistake.)

BECHLOE (ugh. please let them happen already geez don’t you feel the sexual tension?)

KAYLOR (again. same as Camren they are not lesbians. *cough* wish they were *cough* ugh they’re so fuckin’ cute!)

COPHINE (ah the puppy and the geek monkey. hon hon hon baguette croissant moot moot)

SWAN QUEEN/SWEN (there’s so much potential here. Do not let it go to waste. ugh. So frustrating.)

HOLLSTEIN (soy melk, yellow pellow, jawlines, the baeman, the black cat, murder her for christmas!)

SLEEPING WARRIOR (where the heck are they?! we need more!)

RED BEAUTY (ah. so adorbs! the bookworm and the big bad wolf. who wouldn’t ship them? They’re the real Beauty and the Beast)

SPASHLEY (yes. spashley, <3)

TILLOW (y’all let’s not forget the lesbians in the late 90′s! where’s the respect?!)

RIZZLES (lesbian subtexts subtexts subtexts subtexts subtexts)

GAILLY (yass. yass. yass.)

SANSAERY (QUEENS! nuff said)

VALKUBUS (suck me dry. k. bye. )

DOCCUBUS (let’s play doctor. oooh kinky!)

KARMY (*playing in the background* what if we were made for each other? born to become bestfriends and lovers? -what if by: colbie caillat)


CALZONA (oh yeah!!!)

LUCE & RACHEL (imagine me and you. piper and lena; so perf. so perf!)

TALA AND LEYLA (i can’t think straight. too hot. HOT DAMN!)

EMISON (*whispers* shayley *disappears into the night*)

VAUSEMAN (hotness overload. RUIN ME!)

.JONISS (we all know who Katniss wants. bruh.)

#feel free to add #disclaimer #gifs not mine #they belong to their respective owners #got them all from google btw

Fleur Delacour being a subtle, but incorrigible, flirt with Hermione.

Fleur Delacour purposely saying things to spur Hermione on into one of her babbling sessions to defend a point, and then raising a single, perfectly shaped eyebrow to clue Hermione in that she is being teased.

Fleur Delacour having a special half smile she only gives to Hermione when their eyes meet across the room.

Fleur Delacour sashaying just so when she walks away, and turning back to catch Hermione’s eyes darting away and a blush coming to her cheeks.

Fleur Delacour always brushing Hermione’s fingers a bit when she hands her something, causing Hermione to dip her head in shyness.

Fleur Delacour feeling unsure at night that Hermione will ever put the pieces together and wondering if she’ll ever get the girl, but never letting it show through her confident demeanor.

Fleur Delacour starting to say things here and there to Hermione that could not be construed as anything other than flirting, causing Hermione to stammer adorably.

Fleur Delacour finally getting the girl…and letting said girl know just how long she’s been waiting.

Fandoms Fic/Fic Chapters read in the last 24 hours

Supercorp (Kara/Lena, Supergirl)

Trimberly (Kimberly/Trini, Power Rangers 2017)

Fuffy (Buffy/Faith, Buffy)

Faberry (Rechel/Quinn, Glee)

Skimmons (Skye-Daisy/Jemma, Agents Of Shield)

Clexa (Clarke/Lexa, The 100)

Fleurmione (Hermione/Fleur, Harry Potter)

Swan Queen (Emma/Regina, Once Upon a Time)

Bechloe (Beca/Chloe, Pitch Perfect)

Jori (Tori/Jade, Victorius)

Jemily (JJ/Emily, Criminal Minds)

Rizzles (Jane/Maura, Rizzoli & Isles)

…i have a problem XD


Three schools. Three Champions and… a love triangle? 

Something went wrong. Terribly wrong. A fourth year Hogwarts student, Hermione Granger, was chosen by the Goblet of Fire as a Champion of her school. Veela Fleur Delacour, Beauxbatons Champion, chose her as her mate. To make matters worse, the Durmstrang Champion, Viktor Krum, also fell in love with Hermione. A possessive Veela and a jealous famous Quidditch player… can they put aside their differences when the girl they both love is in danger?

Fleur/Hermione fic recs!!

This is part of a series I’m doing of femslash fic recs. You can see the others here!

Secret Studying by Originalpuck

Fleur knows that not every soulmate relationship goes smoothly, but she had hoped her soulmate would be as thrilled to meet her as she was to meet Hermione.

Dusk of Summer by ReginaCorda

Dusk of Summer takes place during Hermione’s fourth year at Hogwarts, the same year that Fleur Delacour visits the school in hope to compete in the Triwizard Tournament, and the same year they begin their love affair. This is an alternate universe, so possibilities are limitless. I must apologize for the terrible summary, but there’s quite a bit more information inside.

Part 1 of Dusk of Summer

Aucune Defense Pour Toi by dgeheimnis

Love is like death, sudden and unexpected, long and drawn out. Fleur Delacour is no expert in the ways of love, the English or Hermione Granger. But in Hermione’s seventh year, the learning curve is steep. Written, with permission, as a companion piece to Dreiser’s “No Defense for You” in Fleur’s POV.

All But For A Memory by anamatics for frost_bones

There’s a memory trapped for safekeeping, locked away by a spell, that Hermione knows she can never truly allow herself to remember.

Naming Conventions by Sylvesha

Fleur is a barista, Hermione is a new student in the area. They end up discovering they’re both into algebra, kissing and black coffee. Coffee Shop AU

Thread by faewolfxvi

The red thread of fate binds two souls together forever, no matter what the obstacles, no matter what their present is.

Magnetism by anamatics

In that moment, Fleur is seized by a want to make this girl’s day better. A simple gesture, she thinks, will surely make her smile.

French Howler by DValkyrie

Harry and Ron find out what Hermione did the previous night. Fleurmione One-shot.

We are not who we used to be by writing_escapism

You are passing time waiting for your coffee order at the local cafe when you see her. Hermione. You always thought seeing any of them again would be too painful. Your alliance was born of war time necessity and while you associated the word hero with her you also associated her with the worst period of your life.

anonymous asked:

Hermione trying to flirt with a girl badly?

chapter 3: pick-up lines.
hold out your hand to her and say, ‘can you hold this while i go for a walk?’

she’s sitting next to fleur in the library while the other girl reads. which is unusual. usually they both read and fleur makes a ‘tut tut’ sound when she comes across an opinion she dislikes and hermione asks her to explain her thoughts - all of them, spare no detail - until she’s picked up new french cuss words. today, however, she can’t focus on her book.

the book in question isn’t from the school library; hermione had had it owl-delivered from a muggle bookstore in london. it’s disguised right now behind a clever little spell of hermione’s own design, which rearranges the letters on the jacket.

how to meet girls.

gettel wishmoor.

“i have read monsieur wishmoor’s theories on charms,” fleur says. “that is his biography?”

hermione snaps the book shut. “hmm? y-yes. his biography. it’s fascinating, despite his rather victorian opinions on women’s rights.”

“perhaps i might ask to borrow it once you have finished.”

“oh, well it’s not… not that fascinating,” hermione says. she crosses her arms in front of her, tucking the book beneath them so that fleur can’t see the cover anymore. “there are several other books i’d list ahead of this one, if you’re looking for recommendations.”

fleur smiles and closes her own book, resting a hand over the cover and tracing the golden letters of the title with an index finger. “i would like that.”

“great,” hermione nods. “um. fleur,” she tries, and flips over her right hand so that it’s lying palm-up. “would you hold this for me?”

fleur looks amused, but reaches out to take hermione’s hand, palm over palm on the tabletop.

“is this one of wishmoor’s charms?”

hermione answers slowly, trying to keep her brain from racing too far ahead. fleur is holding her hand. “i just thought you might like to go for a walk.”

fleur stands up, tugging hermione with her and lacing their fingers together as she does.

“it is very nice outside,” she says agreeably, and smiles at hermione, who can’t believe her luck. “i have one condition, however.”

“what is it?”

“you must let me know what other charms you have learned from monsieur wishmoor’s book.”

“there was one other one,” hermione says, gathering up her bag and walking hand-in-hand with fleur to the library door. “‘i’m not a photographer, but i can picture us together.’”

fleur groans.

“if you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.”

c’est horrible! tell me more?”

(she lends fleur the book.)