in all seriousness

i think fleur and hermione would spend several years in france

and they wouldn’t move to england until they have kids, and when they do, fleur teaches them perfect french and they’re little wee bilingual children

so whenever the kids want to tell fleur something “secretive” they tell it to her in french

and it isn’t until they’re 10 when hermione just breaks into laughter because they’re whispering french back and forth and she’s just like

“your mother and I spent four years in france, i can understand every word you’re saying”

cue mortified looks from chilren

“she’s the brightest witch of her age” fleur says, sipping her cup of tea

“yeah, sure muman”

and its not until the kids both go to Hogwarts do they hear all the stories about their moms because before they thought their moms were just witches and both were very modest about their past

so the first year they come back for winter break they’re like “mum you get attached by a trOLL?!?!”

and the second year “unCLE HARRY FOUGHT A SNAKE?? YOU WERE PETRIFIED??" 

and by the forth year the teachers are like "oh and fleur delacour came from beauxbaton” and the kids are like “we know, we know, mums told us the story of how they met a million times”

until they come back from winter break and is like “Maman yOU FOUGHT A DRAGON???”

You know what the best part about loving hp femslash is???? The fact that they are all possible in the same universe.

Like imagine, the crushes and break ups and love triangles. The getting back togethers, the just one dates, the secret smooches in hidden corridors.

Ginny can go out with Cho for a while and then start something with Luna. Hermione can make out a few times with Fleur in her fourth year and then hit it off with Pansy later. The possibilities are endless!

  • <p> <b>someone:</b> what's your favorite trope?<p/><b>me, at full volume:</b> I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR FAKE/ACCIDENTAL MARRIAGES!!!<p/></p>
Fandoms Fic/Fic Chapters read in the last 24 hours

Supercorp (Kara/Lena, Supergirl)

Trimberly (Kimberly/Trini, Power Rangers 2017)

Fuffy (Buffy/Faith, Buffy)

Faberry (Rechel/Quinn, Glee)

Skimmons (Skye-Daisy/Jemma, Agents Of Shield)

Clexa (Clarke/Lexa, The 100)

Fleurmione (Hermione/Fleur, Harry Potter)

Swan Queen (Emma/Regina, Once Upon a Time)

Bechloe (Beca/Chloe, Pitch Perfect)

Jori (Tori/Jade, Victorius)

Jemily (JJ/Emily, Criminal Minds)

Rizzles (Jane/Maura, Rizzoli & Isles)

…i have a problem XD

Fleur Delacour being a subtle, but incorrigible, flirt with Hermione.

Fleur Delacour purposely saying things to spur Hermione on into one of her babbling sessions to defend a point, and then raising a single, perfectly shaped eyebrow to clue Hermione in that she is being teased.

Fleur Delacour having a special half smile she only gives to Hermione when their eyes meet across the room.

Fleur Delacour sashaying just so when she walks away, and turning back to catch Hermione’s eyes darting away and a blush coming to her cheeks.

Fleur Delacour always brushing Hermione’s fingers a bit when she hands her something, causing Hermione to dip her head in shyness.

Fleur Delacour feeling unsure at night that Hermione will ever put the pieces together and wondering if she’ll ever get the girl, but never letting it show through her confident demeanor.

Fleur Delacour starting to say things here and there to Hermione that could not be construed as anything other than flirting, causing Hermione to stammer adorably.

Fleur Delacour finally getting the girl…and letting said girl know just how long she’s been waiting.

REASONS WHY LESBIANS HIT THEIR HALLELUJAH:

CLEXA (please be endgame)

CAMREN (wish they’re real but they said they’re not lesbians so chill) bruh. DELUSIONS! They’re separately single! they are real!

FLEURMIONE (OMG please read their fanfics they’re so compatible)

SHOOT ( JUST SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!)

BRITTANA (ENDGAME BITCHES! where the hell is the spin-off?)

HEYA (”maybe” there’s something going on before. I dunno ask their trailer.)

ACHELE (they we’re real at some point. Do not argue with me.)

FABERRY (should’ve happened. they made a mistake.)

BECHLOE (ugh. please let them happen already geez don’t you feel the sexual tension?)

KAYLOR (again. same as Camren they are not lesbians. *cough* wish they were *cough* ugh they’re so fuckin’ cute!)

COPHINE (ah the puppy and the geek monkey. hon hon hon baguette croissant moot moot)

SWAN QUEEN/SWEN (there’s so much potential here. Do not let it go to waste. ugh. So frustrating.)

HOLLSTEIN (soy melk, yellow pellow, jawlines, the baeman, the black cat, murder her for christmas!)

SLEEPING WARRIOR (where the heck are they?! we need more!)

RED BEAUTY (ah. so adorbs! the bookworm and the big bad wolf. who wouldn’t ship them? They’re the real Beauty and the Beast)

SPASHLEY (yes. spashley, <3)

TILLOW (y’all let’s not forget the lesbians in the late 90′s! where’s the respect?!)

RIZZLES (lesbian subtexts subtexts subtexts subtexts subtexts)

GAILLY (yass. yass. yass.)

SANSAERY (QUEENS! nuff said)

VALKUBUS (suck me dry. k. bye. )

DOCCUBUS (let’s play doctor. oooh kinky!)

KARMY (*playing in the background* what if we were made for each other? born to become bestfriends and lovers? -what if by: colbie caillat)

REAMY (heyooooo shrimp girl! FCUK REAGAN Y U EYEBROWS SO ON POINT?)

CALZONA (oh yeah!!!)

LUCE & RACHEL (imagine me and you. piper and lena; so perf. so perf!)

TALA AND LEYLA (i can’t think straight. too hot. HOT DAMN!)

EMISON (*whispers* shayley *disappears into the night*)

VAUSEMAN (hotness overload. RUIN ME!)

.JONISS (we all know who Katniss wants. bruh.)

#feel free to add #disclaimer #gifs not mine #they belong to their respective owners #got them all from google btw

10

Three schools. Three Champions and… a love triangle? 

Something went wrong. Terribly wrong. A fourth year Hogwarts student, Hermione Granger, was chosen by the Goblet of Fire as a Champion of her school. Veela Fleur Delacour, Beauxbatons Champion, chose her as her mate. To make matters worse, the Durmstrang Champion, Viktor Krum, also fell in love with Hermione. A possessive Veela and a jealous famous Quidditch player… can they put aside their differences when the girl they both love is in danger?

Do you guys ever read a fic and there’s that moment in the middle where your OTP is SO happy and it makes you so happy and then you realize there’s like more than 6 chapters left and you just KNOW another heartbreaking conflict is coming and you try to prepare yourself for the angst then you keep reading and the thing happens and you’re just SCREAMING “I WASNT READY”