My ultimate goal in life is to be just like John Green
I’m not kidding. I wanna troll with people the way John Green does with us on Tumblr. And if anyone writes any deep head cannons or theories about my story, I’ll be just like. “Wow!! The creator really has to read this!!”
John Green is literally everything I aspire to be and more.
Yes, precisely. It tastes like food, excellently prepared. But it does not taste, how do I put this delicately...?
It does not taste like God himself cooked heaven into a series of five dishes which were then served to you accompanied by several luminous balls of fermented, bubbly plasma while actual and literal flower petals floated down all around your canal-side dinner table.