First-Person Shooter

The signs in a first person shooter game
  • Stalks their prey like a gazelle on the Serengeti, trained in Germany for years, has bled for this: Aries, Aquarius, Capricorn, Pisces, Virgo, libra
  • Accidentally shoots themselves in the leg, spasms and automatically fires all around, gets shot down within the first ten seconds of the round: cancer, Sagittarius, Gemini, Taurus, Scorpio, Leo

in real life:

me: *gets good grades*

me: *is a law abiding citizen*

me: *has never touched drugs or alcohol*

me: *is 90% asexual*

me: *would rather stay in and watch Netflix than go out to a crazy party*

shopping for a new video game:

rating: this game contains graphic violence, drug references, suggestive situations, and mature themes

me: nice. *buys game*


Halo 5: I adore the design of the Watchers, by far my fave Promethean enemy. Possibly even my fave standard enemy, alongside the Drones. The Watcher with the orange armour and cyan light is my preferred of the two variants.

XIII, Pistol

-Here is a game that is not talked about enough. XIII (as in 13) was a Ubisoft shooter based on a Blegian comic book series. It had a comic book look, with it’s cell shaded visuals. Which at the time was still a bit of novelty. 

The game doesn’t have a ton of great reloads, but I do like this pistol reload. Simpe but effective. He actually loads in a magazine and pulls the slide back. It just looks nice. (Also play XIII, it’s cool.)