First Lady Melania Trump Picks Her Cause

Melania Trump announced today that she plans to make women’s health and fitness through bikini bowling one of her “main focuses” in the White House. “Bikini bowling has one of the longest and richest histories of all sports, dating back approximately 4,000 years ago to ancient Greece and Rome. Bikini bowling will encourage all females to stay in shape to look their best,” the First Lady said while also encouraging men to participate instead of just watching and drinking beer. Melania listed other benefits of bikini bowling or just plain bowling in general:

• Improves muscle toning and strengthening
• Promotes weight loss
• Improves your social life
• Reduces risk of disease
• Can be enjoyed at any age
• Promotes stress relief
• Easy to learn
• Promotes a healthy heart
• Fun for the whole family
• Improves hand-eye coordination

The First-Lady also introduced her White House Midnight Bikini Bowling League Team (pictured) which will begin competition in late January 2017.