middle earth quakes & quakes & splinters, & fragments back into place. but it is never the same. thranduil bends but does not break. the dwarves shut themselves in their mountains but she does not siege them, merely sends ambassadors to parley. it is the men who resist, because men are foolish and weak. aragorn leads a counter-movement, of course he does– she hangs his men from the gates & brings the uncrowned king to her granddaughter. she grants the haradrim the lands stolen from them and burns rohan to the ground. gondor resists, and she herself storms its gates and unseats denethor from his mad throne.
mordor is eclipse, perpetual dusk when gandalf crosses it, hoping to succeed where celeborn has failed. and it is not barren in the way before less red, more grey, full of dark flowers & nightshade.
he finds her on her throne, dark-eyed, wargs resting at her feet.
olórin, she says, and her voice is a song, a nocturne, a thousand starlings lifting into flight and then plunging. she smiles and it is all teeth. i’ve been expecting you.
artanis, he answers, but she is something else. something darker, sharp as the stars.
go to the valar, she says, tell them i am coming. tell them i will have my revenge. tell them they will be unseated.
or what? he demands, and she shows him the shire, shows him one thing he has loved so much in middle earth.
I’m opening Limited Preorder Reprint for all my pillow sheets i had made at the past (no SPN sorry, i lost the original filesTAT) in order to get extra cash to buy new wacom replacement
This order Will remain open till 17th August:)
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Thorin -teaches history -often gets lost in political rants -must debunk the myth that Napoleon was short at least once a week -has a coffee maker at his desk
Dwalin -teaches gym and health -hates giving the talk because it makes him giggle like a little girl -all the niners are terrified of him but the 12s secretly adore him -carries around a kitten mug at all times -coaches girls’ sports
Balin -teaches philosophy and languages -constantly losing his glasses only to find them already on -uses a cloth hanky -locked a 15-year-old boy in cabinet to teach the class a lesson on existentialism
Kili -student teacher stalked by every teenager in school; boys and girls -still working on his teacher voice -wants to teach english but is better at math anyway -sneaks his dog into the staff room on fridays
Fili -new teacher of chemistry -has caused several explosion and school evacuations -secretly a genius but too careless -eats lunch on the roof with the custodians -rearranges his classroom weekly
Bombur -teaches home economic -has a different apron for each day -plays santa every year but doesn’t actually celebrate christmas -dislodges candy from the vending machine for students -always has a gourmet lunch
Bofur -teaches drama -received a warning for the sequel he wrote to Macbeth called MacDeath -half the department’s costumes are previously owned by him -broke his ankle jumping off the stage. twice.
Bifur -guidance councillor -mediates in staff meetings but is the angriest on the inside -his office door is always open -runs the GSA
Gloin -coaches football -teaches physics -during a charity, he volunteered to work the dunk tank -refuses to use powerpoint
Oin -school nurse -wore a sexy nurse outfit for halloween and was sent home -carries around candy at all times
Ori -art teacher -girls crush on him and it scares him -runs anti-bullying campaigns -locked himself in the photography developing room and has never recovered
Dori -teaches math -textbooks are falling apart so he’s constantly ducktaping -writing is illegible -runs the yearbook club but leaves all the work for students
Nori -teaches economics -is the one who locked Ori in the photography room -voted best-dressed ironically by staffmembers -sleeps at his desk constantly