Ferret-Potter

anonymous asked:

imagine the Potter/Malfoy family being like the simpsons, like James is Homer, Lucius is Marge, Draco is Lisa and Harry is Bart (some OOC baby can be Maggie)

oh my god that’s great

all i can imagine is Lucius doing Marge’s exasperated sigh

Okay. So hear me out. I have this theory of regarding Jade, Tom and Emma.

Before I start, I would like to say that in fact, I DO NOT hate Jade, but this is all just my opinion AND a THEORY. SO THERE MIGHT BE CHANCES IT ISN’T TRUE.

All of source came from THE FELTSON AND DRAMIONE CONTROVERSY (http://dramioneteam.blogspot.hk)

So Jade is a stunt co-ordinator’s assistant at the HP film sets, right? But, have we ever thought about the fact that she might have been the stunt of Hermione Granger, aka Emma Watson? If I recall correctly, there was a fight scene of Hermione Granger in the last few HP films. Maybe, the supposed stunt for Hermione was sick and Jade took place instead. You could see that they are of similar height and body size, Jade could easily pass by Emma as her stunt in the movies.

Emma and Tom were more than friendly in the first few films, there were rumours that they had dated, but they fall out sometime later, but why? (Let us all just pretended that they had dated) No one knew. So I think that after they split, Tom started dating Jade, who has brown hair AND a similar body like Emma.

Tom had also sung a pretty sad song after they fall out, and the lyrics suggested that there were some reasons why he couldn’t be with the girl he sung about. The lyrics were attached down there. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coa-BdTQddU)

And tick tock, goes the clock
Time is going so slow
And I’m supposed to be fast asleep
Like a couple hours ago 

So I, I need to exercise
Alright, I’ve got to rest these eyes
And I, I need to knock on some doors
And I won’t have to lie here by myself anymore

‘Cause time isn’t healing
Pretty sick of staring at my ceiling
And I, I can’t help the way I feel about you
'Cause time isn’t healing
Pretty sick of staring at my ceiling
And I, I can’t help the way I feel about you
I have a smoke to try to send me to sleep
But things aren’t all that they seem
The only time I seem to spend with you
Seems to be in my dreams

So I, I need to let her go
Would it have worked? I guess I’ll never know
And I, I need to hit the road
And find me a girl of my own

'Cause time isn’t healing
Pretty sick of staring at my ceiling
And I, I can’t help the way I feel about you
'Cause time isn’t healing
Pretty sick of staring at my ceiling
And I, I can’t help the way I feel about you

Time isn’t healing me no more 

And time is healing me any more

Time, it don’t heal me no more.

So that was the lyrics, so I guess something must have happened. The lyrics, I need to let her go, suggested that something must have forced the so-call break up, maybe like their careers. So he couldn’t have Emma, so I guess he went for Jade. Maybe he wanted to get over her by with Jade, and somehow he just fell in love with Jade :). 

I truly hope for Tom and Emma’s happiness, but seriously, I just ship Feltson.