America: Alright girls, here is the sitch!

We are in serious downslump. No questions. No answers. At this rate we risk being forgotten and this project disbanded. So I propose…

One of us wears a sexy bunny suit to attract followers and questions!

France: I agree with America and as the most beautiful one here, I will do my task to dress as this sexy bunny. 

England: One look at your wrinkles and we are sure to be exiled.

France: Why you-!

 China: Obviously it has to be someone really cute.

Russia: Well then we can eliminate America right away!

America: Hey!

That leaves…

America: Wrong bunny suit!