A Mullette Fathers Day Gift!
  • Lafayette: *Comes in with a Fathers Day gift* Happy Early Fathers Day Hercules!!
  • Hercules: *Looks up and confused* But I'm not a dad Lafayette.
  • Lafayette: *Nervously Laughs* Yeah about that....
  • Hercules: *Faints*
  • John: I told you he'd do that!!
  • Alexander: *Laughs Hysterically*

Shout out to people who never knew their dads

Shout out to people who have abusive dads

Shout out to people who haven’t seen their dads in a long time

Shout out to people who choose to cut their dads out of their lives

Shout out to anyone who had to take the place of their own father figure

You don’t have to celebrate fathers day if you don’t want to. And if you do, there are people who love you. You are all so strong and deserve a wonderful live. You aren’t a bad person for not celebrating fathers day. 

Shoutout to those who never knew their father

Shoutout to those who are no longer in contact with their father

Shoutout to those who were/are abused by their father

Shoutout to those who father passed away

Father’s Day can be difficult when you don’t have a dad to wish a happy father’s day to but it’s not your fault.

@ everyone else with shitty dads: i know fathers day is all over the damn place right now but may i suggest drawing an abstract depiction of how your half-DNA-provider makes u feel, then placing it in a red chalk pentagram, dousing it in salt and setting it on fire with a yankee candle. then go buy urself a celebratory cake and eat it by urself because ur a better person than that sad sack of shit is ever gonna be. happy fathers day

Shout out to all the kids with shitty fathers who have to celebrate fathers day today/tomorrow.

Shout out to all the kids with abusive fathers who have to celebrate fathers day today/tomorrow.

Shout out to all the kids with toxic fathers they cut out of their lives, but still feel overwhelming guilt for doing so, who are conflicted about celebrating fathers day today/tomorrow.