In Goodsprings I organized locals to protect an innocent man and fight off Powder Gangers, insuring that the town stays free from the escaped criminals. But do they call me Hero of the Downtrodden? No.
At Big MT I re-invigorated the stagnated science to bring technology to Mojave and insure there’s a potential in the future. With me at the helm, Science became a beacon for the future. There was Old World Blues, and New World Hope. But do they call me Keeper of Hope? No.
At Hoover Dam, I ended a decade-long conflict that was tearing Mojave apart, after careful preparations and navigation in volatile political crises between the Legion, NCR and Mr. House. I defined the future of Mojave for years to come. And do they call me Bringer of Peace? No!
y’know sometimes I really think about how Fallout New Vegas was an actual game that happened
like, this was a game in a series that’s about a post-apocalyptic wasteland with a 50′s esque setting. The main character is usually from a vault or has a connection to a vault and has some goal that mostly involved saving someone, you tend to run around a shithole filled with mutated abominations and bloodthirsty raiders
and then you get this game that just
like Fallout New Vegas was a game that included:
mass murdering roman legionary cosplayers
post apocalyptic cowboys and cowboy robots
a dominatrix zombie
a sexbot called ‘Fisto’ that you can test-fuck
an entire clan of Elvis impersonators
Chandler from Friends
fucking giant killer wasps twice the size of a person
a bunch of Genghis Khan cosplayers
old ladies that try to mug you with rolling pins
a casino that’s secretly a bunch of cannibals
And the main character, well
Fallout 1: Your from a Vault and you have to find a water chip to save your vault. Fallout 2: you’re from a tribe descended from a vault and you have to find a GECK to save you village. Fallout 3: your from a vault and you have to find your dad and save the wasteland.
Fallout New Vegas: You’re a fucking mailman from christ knows where and you have to find the asshole who shot you and then fuck up the mojave two ways from sunday.
I dunno I just think this game was a wondrous masterpiece