Parents: what do you want for your birthday?

Me: books

Parents: anything else?

Me: books

Parents: something other than books

Me: novels.

ask-inddy-demon  asked:

STOP SAYING HER NAME SHE'S TURNING INTO A DEMON. HER HALO IS BREAKING"

//srry for language but apparently she’s got some deep seed hate she wants to get out and it’s not you, but you did just do a good thing -pat pat- she needs a chill pill and some Netflix n chill

“We are friends now…”

So, I have this headcannon where Variks is obsessed with cats and he will barter with Guardians from earth to bring him cats in exchange for armor. (I mean, we all know how much he likes strays, amiright?) 

Also included in this headcannon is him feeding strays and catsitting for all the Guardians who need his special catsitting skills. 

2

“You are a Captain. The only thing between your band and asphyxiation. Every Dreg and Vandal counts on you. All of them want to be you. Your entire life is a performance: you play at strength, or you die of weakness.
You have been taken.

Take off your cape. Set down your weapons. No usurper watches you. Nothing is measuring your vulnerability.

What are you proud of? What keeps you brave?

You were noble once. You know it. You wear the memory of power, so that you can lead. But power asks for challenge. Everything that sees your banners and your riches wants to kill you and take what you have.

If you cannot hide yourself, you must make them blind.

There is a knife for you. It is shaped like [you cannot find me].

Take up the knife. Breathe the blade. Take your new shape. “