FUTURE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN

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I apologize for being MIA, I’m on vacation with the future father of my children. I hope ya’ll had a safe and happy holiday season and are looking forward to the new year as much as I am.

This week please send love to: @laurenashley96 and @thedarklordpanda

1. Automatic payments. Don’t enroll in automatic bill payments unless you’re extremely comfortable with the company. This will prevent companies from charing your bank account or credit card extra without your consent. For example, I’m confident that Birchbox won’t overcharge me, but have less faith in Verizon. 

2. First aid kit. Purchasing a first aid kit should be one of the first things you do when moving out. They generally cost around $25 and include items such as cold compresses, burn cream, and more bandaids then you will ever need. I purchased one when I first moved out and it lasted me 2 and ½ years before I needed to replenish it. 

3. Dishwasher wanted. Real talk- having a dishwasher has changed my life. I used to spend forty-five minutes to an hour doing dishes every day, sometimes twice a day. Now I spend fifteen minutes.

4. Pee after sex! Ladies, UTIs are no joke. Get in the habit of peeing or showering after sex to minimize your risk. 50% of women will get them in their lifetime, and the medication will fuck with your birth control. Guys can get UTIs too!

5. Milk. More expensive doesn’t always mean higher quality, but in the case of milk it makes a huge difference. Organic milk lasts significantly longer than any milk you can purchase for under $2. Like, over a week longer.

6. Winter-proof. Is your apartment freezing? Winter-proof your windows! You can buy sheets of “window plastic” to seal off gaps, cracks, etc. These will make a huge difference in your apartment’s temperature.

7. Scented trash bags. Are literally the same price as regular trash bags, but help keep your trash smelling manageable. 

8. Chalkboard paint. This is a wonderful invention that turns your boring walls into one continuous canvas. Get your landlord’s permission and know that you will be required to repaint before moving out.

9. Shopping list. Keep a piece of scrap paper in your kitchen and jot down any items/produce you may run out of during the week. When it’s time to go shopping, you’ll already have most of your list completed.

10. Food hygiene. Rewrap/repackage your deli meats and cheeses a few days after purchasing them. Wrapping paper has a shorter shelf life than the products themselves and will cause them to spoil early.

10 Favorite Characters:

Tagged by the infinitely wonderful @misssophiachase and @ashleigh-jewitt-xx. I’m going to list 10 of my favorite male TV show characters for this one. Thanks lovelies! xx

These are in no particular order. (And, yes, Milo Ventimiglia is on this list twice because I love two of the characters he plays that much.)


1) Luke Danes, Gilmore Girls 

*my favorite backwards-baseball-cap-wearing-man*

Originally posted by javajunkiedaily

2) Klaus Mikaelson, TVD/TO

*my hybrid hubby extraordinaire*

Originally posted by samemaze

3) Lucifer Morningstar, Lucifer

*my suave and sarcastic cinnamon roll devil* 

Originally posted by ambitious-procrastinator

4) Lord Melbourne, Victoria

*reigning eternal Prime Minister of my forbidden-love-trope heart* IT HURTS, IT HUUURTS!

Originally posted by swiftletinthecloud


5) Jack Pearson, This Is Us

*future husband/father-of-my-children goals*

Originally posted by nbcthisisus

6) Pacey Witter, Dawson’s Creek

*my chosen True Love castaway*

Originally posted by damonsletter

7) Derek Shepherd, Grey’s Anatomy

*forever the McDreamy of my heart*

Originally posted by abigayle12000

8) Jess Mariano, Gilmore Girls

*my rebelliously-reading, never-without-a-book-in-his-pocket soulmate*

Originally posted by jackielouwho

9) Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones

*my beloved wine-drinking, intellect-wielding, bitch-slapping (@Joffrey) Lannister*

Originally posted by inquiries-of-an-intj

10) Cole Turner, Charmed

*my half-human, half-demon fireball*

Originally posted by dailycharmedgifs


Sadly, this barely scratches the surface haha.

Tagging: @angelandbuffyaremylife, @jessvmariano, @brittaden, @captndevil, @that-wandering-belle, @klarolineolicitykalijahwestallen, (Only if you’d like, sweethearts.)

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I think Teppei from Kuroko no Basuke and Makoto from Free! are somehow related. They both kind of look alike; they have similar calm and gentle expressions. They’re both caring in a big brother type of way towards their friends. And my goodness, they are total husband material. If I met a real life guy like Teppei, I’d be thinking “be my future husband and the father of my children, please”