So I started watching FMA: Brotherhood on Netflix again...

… and the Closed Caption subtitles are…not what I expected them to be. Let’s just say they’re absolutely amazing. Remember when these happened??

I don’t know how the Freezer is moving ‘happiness,’ but that bitch is doing it fiercely!

…the fuck

In case you forgot what cannons sound like

The subtitles really helped me understand what to feel, especially musically

To accompany this depressing scene, we have ‘sad music’

I feel ya, Ed…

Only Alphonse could pull of a hard core kick

My wind usually makes that noise…

I love FMA: Brotherhood’s subtitles so much. 

and this was just the first episode!

WHAT REALLY GOES ON IN THE MILITARY

 

EXTREME BORDOM

CONSTIPATION

LOGICAL THINKING

MANLY TEARS AND SPARKLES

RUNNING AWAY FROM POINTLESS THINGS

DANCE LESSONS

RANDOM SCREAMING

????????

 

PEOPLE RIPPING THEIR SHIRTS OFF

BAD HAIR DAYS

MORE DANCE LESSONS

MORE RANDOM SCREAMING

MORE CONSTIPATION

MORE SPARKLES

GOSSIP

WORLD DOMINATION

IMPOSSIBLE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

A KICKASS DENTAL PLAN

MEN WRITING IN THIR DIARIES

 

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