FUCKIN

  • me: *procrastinating*
  • my brain: im Alive Awake Alert Enthusiastic!!! Sleep is for the weak!!!
  • me: welp, time to get on with that Very Important work i need to do!
  • my brain: ⚠🌚⚠WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE ⏰TIME⏰ ITS ⏰TIME⏰ FOR 💤SLEEP💤 IM SO 😪EXHAUSTED😪 I MAY FAINT ⏰TIME⏰ FOR BED⚠🌚⚠
  • me: *goes to fucking bed*
  • my brain: D👏K👏! DONKEY KONG! 🐵 D👏K👏! DONKEY DONKEY what does it truly mean to be human

Okay… @therealjacksepticeye we need to talk. Do you SERIOUSLY eat pasta with a fuckin SPOON? I mean…like I don’t wanna judge, but how do you even get it to stay on??? Noodles are so slippy slidey they swoosh right off the spoon and into the 12th dimension! How do you even go about doing that? I tried it once…didn’t end well.

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hadn’t drawn these two in a while, had I

Magnus “I value what are perceived as good actions in the short term, without regard for what is best for others in the long term” Burnsides, Taako “I don’t pretend to ever take the nice path in the short term, and am starting to understand that some things must be sacrificed for the good others in the long term” Taaco, and Merle “If I murder Angus is it canonical” Highchurch

tiny bmc hc feat. the eclipse™
  • the boys have been so hyped about this damn eclipse for months
  • bc they’re huge space nerds ofc
  • they even bought matching nasa shirts how cute are they
  • jeremy was fine with the fact that only 80% of the sun would be covered from where they were in new jersey
  • but michael
  • oh no
  • he was not having that
  • he somehow convinced jer to drive ten and a half hours to south carolina just so they could see the full eclipse
  • so they loaded up michael’s cruiser and headed out super early on sunday so they would have time to settle in
  • michael originally wanted to drive the whole way down just to prove that he wouldn’t get tired
  • they ended up switching places about two hours into the trip
  • *fast forward through seven pit stops (two of which were solely to buy those gross lime flaming hot cheetos bc they’re mike’s favorite), six whole hours of michael’s 80s playlist, four intense rounds of the license plate game, and one almost car accident bc they missed their exit*
  • they make it to the tiny motel that jeremy booked and they just CRASH bc they’re so exhausted
  • they literally slept in so late that they almost missed the damn eclipse
  • so they get ready at the literal speed of light and peel out of the parking lot and just GUN IT
  • jeremy is freaking out bc he’s afraid the place that’s holding the viewing will be out of the special glasses that you have to wear
  • but they make it and they literally get the last two pairs
  • michael keeps trying to look at the sun without the glasses bc “i don’t wanna be that guy who wears glasses over his glasses”
  • this of course makes jer freak bc “YOU COULD GO FUCKING BLIND DUDE”
  • the moon is almost covering the whole sun by the time they find a good place to sit
  • jeremy FLIPS when he puts the glasses on bc it’s literally the coolest thing he’s ever seen
  • he regrets ever doubting michael about the long drive just to see the eclipse for two minutes
  • michael doesn’t say anything the whole time, he just sits there and takes it in
  • “we should’ve brought weed” “dude”
  • michael brought his polaroid camera like he always does and they take dorky pictures of each other with the glasses on
  • and it’s just a really great day