FINE-FRESH-FIERCE

11 Random Facts

Rules: tell your followers 11 random facts about yourself, and tag 11 people in return! Tag backs are allowed, but you mustn’t repeat and of the facts you mentioned previously. The facts can be absolutely anything! Whatever springs to mind! Let’s get started!

I was tagged by the fine, fresh, fierce @aqua-harry

1. my friend and i describe people’s bodies as food. for example, the guy she likes at work has a soft zucchini body and alexander skarsgard is a crinkle cut french fry

2. i’m addicted to spinning. i even have my own pair of special cycling shoes that clip into the bike and a multitude of tank tops with a range quippy sayings/text like, “bright young women sick of swimming in the current of a patriarchal society” and “lord swoldemort” 

3. i’m not only the youngest person in my department, but the youngest person at my company (who isn’t an intern)

4. if i manage to drive somewhere without saying one of the following, you should probably take me to the hospital because something Is Wrong: 

  • fucking TURN
  • will you FUCKING move 
  • FUCKING (insert car brand here)
  • oh is THIS the game we’re playing today?
  • oh OKAY

5. i got married last year to a real cool dude

6. i get real mad when an artist releases a music video and it isn’t as good as the one i made up in my head while listening to the song 

7. i’m terrified of flying, which really sucks because i have to travel for work a lot

8. i have my own little writing nook in my house. it’s got a big comfy chair, my purple sphere light from ikea, all my posters and books…if you needed to know something about me, you’d learn it in that nook. 

9. i’m incredibly double jointed and bendy.

10. i’m really clingy when it comes to friends, especially if we mesh well but i also feel real awkward and don’t know what to talk about……..it goes away after awhile. 

11. i have my degree in professional writing, aka professional bullshit, and i’m really fucking good at writing theoretical criticisms and commentary pieces. 

I tag @stylessemantics​, @overad, @inkedferns, @whoopsharrystyles, @tsevers, @trulymadlysydney, @succullentt, @permanentcross, @stylesunchained, @soloharried, and @alrightpetal even though some of you may have been tagged already or don’t typically do these kinds of things just to say hello 🤗

Guy: any girls from California?

Me:

[Snoop Dogg:]
Greetings loved ones
Let’s take a journey

[Katy:]
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin’ gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees (undone)
The boys break their necks
Tryna creep a little sneak peek (at us)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You’ll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We’re unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We’ll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West Coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

Sex on the beach
We don’t mind sand in our stilettos
We freak in my jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg on the stereo

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You’ll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We’re unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We’ll melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We’re undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West Coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[Snoop Dogg:]
Toned, tan, fit an