ffxiv classes be like (4.0 edition)
  • paladin: wait, i have job mechanics now?
  • warrior: six fell cleaves isn't enough give me MORE
  • dark knight: wait, you mean i'm not playing paladin?
  • dragoon: wait wasn't the entire goal of the last expansion to prevent people from doing what i just did
  • monk: oh my god...i'm *viable*
  • ninja: what the FUCK am i doing
  • samurai: you mean i'm NOT supposed to read each skill name out in an anime voice whenever i use them?
  • black mage: enochian? you mean that old thing?
  • summoner: aetherflow, aethertrail, dreadwyrm aether, IS THERE ANY OTHER AETHER I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT
  • red mage: Hmph. These imbeciles aren't worth my time.
  • bard: WHY IS EVERYTHING DIFFERENT
  • machinist: wait people play machinist?
  • white mage: HOW YA LIKE ME NOW BITCHES
  • scholar: this is like 10 times more confusing than it already was
  • astrologian: we have two more cards but i still only get spire
Job Quest Locations Cheat Sheet

Samurai
The Way of the Samurai
Disciple of War or Magic level 50
Ul'dah - Steps of Nald (X:9.2 Y:9.1)
Ul'dahn Citizen

Red Mage
Taking the Red
Disciple of War or Magic level 50
Ul'dah - Steps of Thal (X:14.1 Y:11.7)
Distraught Lass

Paladin
Tournament of the Century
Paladin level 60
Ul'dah - Steps of Thal (X:10.8 Y:11.1)
Jenlyns
Players must first complete the main scenario quest “The Far Edge of Fate” and the quest “This Little Sword of Mine.”

Warrior
Curious Gorge Meets His Match
Warrior level 60
Eastern La Noscea (X:30.6 Y:22.9)
Curious Gorge
Players must first complete the main scenario quest “The Far Edge of Fate” and the quest “And My Axe.”

Dark Knight
In Memories We Walked
Dark Knight level 60
Foundation (X:13.3 Y:12.0)
Sidurgu
Players must first complete the main scenario quest “The Far Edge of Fate” and the quest “Absolution.”

Monk
A Fistful of Resolve
Monk level 60
Ul'dah - Steps of Thal (X:10.6 Y:13.1)
Erik
Players must first complete the main scenario quest “The Far Edge of Fate” and the quest “Appetite for Destruction.”

Dragoon
Friends Through Eternity
Dragoon level 60
Coerthas Central Highlands (X:25.8, Y:28.3)
Alberic
Players must first complete the main scenario quest “The Far Edge of Fate” and the quest “Dragoon’s Fate.”

Ninja
Search for the Stolen Scroll
Ninja level 60
Eastern La Noscea (X:20.8 Y:26.6)
Oboro
Players must first complete the main scenario quest “The Far Edge of Fate” and the quest “In Her Defense.”

Bard
Three’s a Company
Bard level 60
South Shroud (X:21.8 Y:21.3)
Jehantel
Players must first complete the main scenario quest “The Far Edge of Fate” and the quest “The Ballad of Oblivion.”

Machinist
The Machinists’ Choice
Machinist level 60
Foundation (X:8.1 Y:10.1)
Stephanivien
Players must first complete the main scenario quest “The Far Edge of Fate” and the quest “Rise of the Machinists.”

Black Mage
Shades of Shatotto
Black Mage level 60
Ul'dah - Steps of Thal (X:12.9 Y:13.5)
Lalai
Players must first complete the main scenario quest “The Far Edge of Fate” and the quest “The Defiant Ones.”

Summoner
A Book with Bite
Summoner level 60
Old Gridania (X:10.9 Y:6.3)
Y'mhitra
Players must first complete the main scenario quest “The Far Edge of Fate” and the quest “A Flare for the Dramatic.”

White Mage
Unease in East End
White Mage level 60
South Shroud (X:18.6 Y:27.1)
Raya-O-Senna
Players must first complete the main scenario quest “The Far Edge of Fate” and the quest “Hands of Healing.”

Scholar
The Vanishing Act
Scholar level 60
Limsa Lominsa Upper Decks (X:11.1 Y:6.2)
Alka Zolka
Players must first complete the main scenario quest “The Far Edge of Fate” and the quest “Forward, the Royal Marines.”

Astrologian
East Meets West
Astrologian level 60
The Pillars (X:15.2 Y:10.0)
Jannequinard
Players must first complete the main scenario quest “The Far Edge of Fate” and the quest “The Hands of Fate.”

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