You know, they say that there is a part
of the human chest that if you strike it hard enough,
it makes the person’s heart explode. This sounds like
such a lie that I have to believe it’s the truth. If I were
science, I’d never tell anyone where this place is.
If I were science, I’d have named this place after you.
—  Cristin O’Keefe Aptowicz, Not As Smart As I Think I Am