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Excuse me Mr. Clifford who told you this was okay?!

GUYS I MET JENSEN IN NORTH VANCOUVER TODAY HELP ME I CAN’T BREATHE.

He was with JJ and daneel and they were getting ice cream and putting a sleepy JJ into the car and I was like “oh, gosh, um excuse me? Mr ackles?” And he was so fucking nice you guys, I got to tell him how I’ve literally been watching supernatural since I was 7 years old and now I’m turning 19 and he laughed and I was like “OH MY GOD NOT TO MAKE YOU FEEL OLD OR ANYTHING” and I told him he was amazing and he has a beautiful family and he was just so lovely and so was Daneel and just

til hamingju með afmælið ísland!

  • *Teacher just assigned shit ton of homework*
  • Remus: *murmurs quietly* Little bitch
  • Sirius: Little bitch?
  • Teacher: Excuse me, Mr. Black? Detention for 1 week
  • Sirius: Wait, what? No-No
  • Teacher: No excuses. Mr. Lupin, how do you deal with him?
  • Remus: I'm not sure, I have to make sure I don't get influenced though, so I can become a great student
  • Teacher: 10 points to Gryffindor
  • Sirius: (to Remus) You little shit
  • Teacher: Sirius Black! 3 weeks of detention now
  • *Remus smirks and Sirius pouts*
Most of the time when something goes bad—a marriage, a war, a run of good luck—you don’t know it. It’s like in the cartoons, only less funny. You run off the cliff and just keep going—talking, listening to music, making plans, for years sometimes—except no announcer interrupts to say ‘Excuse me, collect call for Mr. Coyote’ to make you notice and make us laugh. You just wake up and fall.
—   Mark Slouka, Brewster