1. Cards Against Humanity bought land on the border to prevent Trump building a wall. (Should they even have to do that?! Can we not have a normal president who enacts policies with Mexico so that we can have an open border with Mexico?)
2. Deadpool 2 trailer released. Yey!
3. Blake Shelton is sexiest man alive?! That dude’s a homophobe. Gross. Of course it’s People Magazine, NOT the arbiter of good taste.
Sexiest men alive:
Blair Underwood (he ain’t dead bitches)
Chris Hemsworth (I’ll give you any Hemsworth for that matter)
Evan Peters (but only if he would dump his violent girlfriend Emma Roberts)