Some random shipping prompts
  • “Hey babe, I’m home… wait why are you lying on the floor like that without moving SHOULD I CALL AN AMBULAN- oh wait he’s snoring…”
  • “I just woke up with you being way too close to my face - oh, you have fangs and kinda look like a vampire, that explains a lot”
  • “You told me, that cute guy from the coffee shop was nice and easygoing, now I’m crying over Taylor Swift songs and I hate you”
  • “Being a bodyguard does not include sleeping in the same bed as you because I’m pretty sure no one is going to attack you in your sleep as long as this building is monitored by the police”
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when you’re a third wheel and want some attention [etherealhyuk]