How To Get The Softest Skin He’s Ever Felt + Hoe Bath & Body Care Routine

I get compliments on my skin all the time. ALL. THE. TIME. Clients are constantly telling me that I have the softest skin they’ve ever felt, I have perfect skin, that they love touching me because I feel so smooth and soft. They even put it in my reviews! It’s something that I’m becoming known for. So, I thought I would share with you how I get and keep my skin so soft! 

Keep in mind that these are just the products that I use. I like Lush and Kiehl’s because I have very sensitive skin and I’m not allergic to their products. They don’t break me out plus they give the results I want! I believe you get what you pay for, and when your living requires you to be at your best for every appointment…you need to invest in the best products. 

In the Bath

First up, I usually take baths instead of showers. I’ve always preferred it but you can use this routine for either method. 

First, I use Lush’s Rub Rub Rub scrub to exfoliate from head to toe, with the exception of where I feel I have cellulite (butt, where my thighs meet my butt and the outer tops of my thighs). This scrub has moisturizers in it and smells great! If I’m in a hurry to get ready for an appointment, I will use this and skip the rest of the steps in the bath because it does have some moisturizers in it! Exfoliation is super important and I exfoliate 2-3 times per week to keep my skin super soft. That means going through lots of shower scrubs, but that’s okay. Skin care is an investment and it’s worth it. 

Next I use Lush’s Sugar Scrub on the areas where I feel I have cellulite. This scrub helps to reduce the appearance of cellulite and it actually works! The caffeine in the scrub helps plump your skin to even out lines and dimples. It comes in a bar BUT I put mine in a tub. When I get an order of them in, I unwrap all of them, get them a little wet in the sink and then crumble them into a container with a lid on it. If you don’t put it in a container, the ingredients will rinse out of it and leave you with a pile of sugar in a soupy mess. 

I use the Sugar Scrub and scrub HARD in a circular motion on my butt and thighs. I exfoliate within an inch of my life. I do not play around when it comes to scrubbing. Sometimes it burns when I sit back down in the water. That’s just how I roll. 

After I rinse off the scrubs, I reach for Lush’s Dreamwash. It’s a creamy, soothing shower smoothie that has a pretty neutral scent and is calming to the skin. 

Following the Dreamwash I rub Lush’s Snow Fairy body conditioner all over my body. I also like Ro’s Argan body conditioner but I feel that the Snow Fairy leaves less residue. With the Ro’s Argan I feel like I have a thick layer of film on my skin after I rinse it off. With the Snow Fairy, the filmy feeling is much less and it doesn’t feel sticky at all. It’s a little bit redundant with the Dreamwash, but if I had to pick one I would choose a body conditioner over the Dreamwash any day of the week. It leaves a great foundation for your lotion after you get out of the bath! 

After the Bath

Immediately after getting out of the bath I rub dry with a Turkish Cotton bath towel. If you want to feel like a fucking goddess, invest in some Turkish Cotton towels. They won’t make your skin any softer but you’ll feel like the GOT DAMN PRINCESS you are drying off with them. 

I go straight for the lotion, or body butter if I’m feeling particularly dry. The products I love the most are Kiehl’s Creme de Corps Lotion (DO NOT GET THE LIGHTWEIGHT VERSION), Kiehl’s Creme de Corps Soy Milk & Honey Whipped Body Butter, and Kiehl’s Superbly Restorative Argan Body Lotion. Sometimes I mix the Creme de Corps Lotion and the Argan Body Lotion together before applying. 

Be liberal with your lotion. Slather that stuff EVERYWHERE. Yes, everywhere. I even put it on my lady bits for the softest kitty ever (ON, NOT IN). Keep slathering. I put it everywhere but my face. Get flexible and cover every square inch of yourself. You should feel like you may have to wait to dry before getting dressed. 

I use this routine about 3 times a week and lotion up after every bath/shower (at least once a day, but I’ll lotion between clients too sometimes if I’m feeling dry). 

Tips for a Soft Face

Use a Face Oil

No, I’m not kidding. Even if you have oily skin, there is a face oil for you. I prefer Sunday Riley’s face oils. I have hormonal acne so I use their U.F.O. oil or their Luna oil at night. 

Exfoliate

Surprise, surprise right? I use Sunday Riley’s Good Genes serum every morning. It has lactic acid that works as a chemical exfoliant to remove dead skin and decongest pores. 2-3 times a week I use Tatcha’s Polished Classic Rice Enzyme Powder.

Weight loss Plan Part 1 (Nutrition)

I made a plan to loose weight because I didn’t like the fact that I gained  22 kg (48 lbs) in 3 years because of my depression 

current weight : 75 kg (165 lbs) goal weight : 57 kg (125 lbs) 

GOAL: loose 3.4 lbs a week for 3 months straight 

steps to take in order to loose weight properly 

- drink lots of water 3-4 L of water/ day 

- eat every 2-3 hours/ day (6 meals a day) 

- work out 6x/ week 

- one cheat meal a week

- avoid alcohol ? coffee

DIET ( FOR 3 MONTHS) 

Early in the morning 

- drink 1 cup of warm water mix with lemon juice 

Breakfast 

- ½ cup oatmeal 

½ cup egg whites 

½ banana 

snack 1 

- 1 small apple 

- 10 unsalted almonds 

Lunch 

- 1 small can of canned tuna 

- 2 cups of chopped romaine lettuce 

- 1 roma tomato 

- ½ avocado 

- 2 tbs of balsamic vinegar 

- 1 bowl of blueberries for dessert 

Snack 2 

- 1 serving of whey protein with water 

Dinner 

-  6 oz of chicken breast 

- 1 medium stalk broccoli

- ½ cup black beans 

Snack 3 

- ½ low fat cottage cheese 

- 1 tbs unsalted sunflower seeds 

condiments you’re allowed to use: lite soy sauce, tabasco, mustard, lemon, Mrs Dash

ps: You’re allowed 1 cheat meal a week (you’re free to eat whatever you want but just 1 meal remember) 

*Also remember I’m not a doctor or a professional so don’t try this unless you’ve seen your doctor before please

I’m sick of sending 100 messages to men to only get 10 replies. 4 which are salts, 2 that are constantly out of town, 2 that only offer a low allowance, and 2 POTS. Out of the 100 messages you sent. 2 possible guys that have the likelihood of only being short term. One guy will want to sleep without a condom and when you say no he doesn’t like it and stops talking to you. The only POT you have left is dating other babies and only texts you at weird hours in the night but you’ve already taken your makeup off and you’re watching Netflix with your cat.

People who think being a sugar baby is easy, it’s not. You girls who say “I’ll just get a sugar daddy.” Yeah good luck sweetheart. This is REAL work. This might not be a 9-5 but you put in twice the work. Just a PSA to people who like to talk shit about sex workers who have no idea the hard work we go through.