And basically, that’s how we broke up! We got into the relationship mostly because our friends told us we’d be a cute couple, but in the end, we were just fine being friends. I still talk to her and she’s currently in a happy relationship!
On Mother's Day, the original 13 colonies all mockingly send presents to England. Some of the best are a bent paperclip (courtesy of Vermont), a single tissue (from Connecticut), and what is hailed as the best so far: a pair of eyebrow tweezers that Georgia sent him one year.
They wrap them in the biggest, gaudiest packaging with huge bows and acres of tissue paper. They’re always the hugest presents England gets every year. On the outside, they outshine every other one of England’s former colonies
Then he opens the boxes up and it’s literally just a rock or something
Allies accidentally hitting their s,o? Like they're tying to open the door but their elbow hits them
America: He’d exclaim “sorry” really loudly, before making sure that he didn’t actually hurt you. He’d apologise a lot while making sure that he didn’t knock you in the face or anything.
England: He’d just apologise, ask if you’re okay, and if not, he’d be fussing like a maniac to fix whatever minor injuries he may have caused.
France: He’d turn around to face you, and then swiftly apologise and begin quickly giving you a once over to assess whatever damage he may have caused. If he did somehow manage to injure you, he’d make damn sure he makes you better.
Russia: He’d make a big fuss over it, making sure he didn’t hurt you or anything like that, throwing apologies in everywhere. He’s a naturally worried big guy.
China: He’d apologise, then swiftly begin to make sure you’re fine before proceeding. If he hurt you, then he’d go doctor mode on you and make sure that it’s all good before proceeding.